Alright, That's It

You keep telling yourself that, Sparky.

Oh wait, I'm behind on my dwick-ese. Sticky.

you wanna be an ass, fine, but look at my avatar, that fucker's hump is tiny. Im a small fucker by krogan standards.

So if I understand this right, you just admitted to being a pathetic, lightweight lump by most krogan standards, right? Man, you're making this too easy.

You think im weak because of my lack of greedy over indulging and warmongering? I can still beat you to death just as well as any other fat fuck piece of shit krogan, no matter how much shorter or lighter I am than the norm.

You clearly have a sense of what looks good, and you get it enough to be teasing the Krogan about it...

...I know, I am the worst person in the galaxy in terms of grasping the no sex drive thing.

Isn't it a pain, being judged by other people's perceptions of you and your species? <3

Yeah yeah, I get what yer sayin, but fuck off man, Im one in a million, your entire species is small runts.

Yeah, sure, sure. 'S why you're in good company, kid.

Billions of us little runts, palling around with Tiny Aggressive Krogan.

I need a drink...

Salarians are actually decently tall. The average one is close to double my height. Krogan are a little taller and a little thicker.

That's pretty cool and I'm going to start calling him TAK. Thank you frog

Did you miss the part where im the same height as our sarcastic friend here?

Did I mention I'm, ah, pretty short?

(Yeah, I'm pretty short)


You can fight with your bloated cousin for the rights to that one.

Ahem, FUCK YOU MANDATORY

That is all.

edit: Im about the average height of a Salarian. there, I said it, happy?

aw who's a dainty little fatass, who has to use eezo gens to go to the bathroom and then be poured back in his suit, whoisit whoseagoodkroganwantsomebacongrease, hunh hunh whowantsabarrelofbaconegrease

TMTI

One can understand the qualities krogan find attractive in each other and identify specific failings an individual may have in those regards from a completely academic perspective. He does not need to personally find krogan attractive to be able to make that assessment.


You must be rather short for an asari... I'm actually rather curious. Were you born on a high-density planet?


Oh... that's a little short too...


What the shran has this topic turned to while I was away?

Malnutrition during developmental growth. I'm 1.25 m tall.

yeh, yeh, why don I start a thread for people to call me short in? Prolly be easier than coming to some ironically named thread and derailing it for the sake of ridiculing my vertical disability.

And I'm just short?

That's right runt, how tall are you exactly?