Things that I want

Depends on who's giving it.

If it's you, and you word the phrase "dumbfuck" as "dumbfuck", then yeah, people are gonna get pissed off.

Like, maybe eventually it's gonna be people who know where you live and could probably kick your fucking ass.

You know what I'd want? Good supply of Argoks' Special reserve rum. The company went out two centuries ago and the current supply is starting to run out. Such a shame for a good drink, enough tasty and strong enough for a krogan to enjoy it!

Well aw shucks Ms. Pantybunch I didn't know you were that kind of badass. Never had people like you gunning for me before. People from the extranet you know? Scary, shit on the extranet right, lot of bona fide completely certified badasses who you just know how hardcore they are.

Mean like sure, nine times out of ten they're a preboot softplate who got their poor widdle feelings hurt by the Big Mean Sun and the other ten they're just a dumbass but don't worry! I'm sure you'll break the trend girl.

Don't you think you should possibly spend a bit of time, y'know, providing for the blue suns?

They pay your salary, and if you keep slacking off you're guaranteed to get killed the next time you try to capture commander Shepard or anyone he knows.

Biotics are always hungry.
And yes, I want one now.
Well, more than one. Maybe five.
Ten.

...All of them.

...ya know my entire day isn't my job yeah? Like I can post on the boards I like and still report for fucking duty. It's not an either/or type thing. Also uh the big S got charred (shuttup Capice, she's fucking dead) soooooooo

Yeah actually I got nothing, Iunno how me goofing off has anything to do with Suns privateering shit.

You can believe anything you want, I'm just going to point out that this is what everyone said LAST time Shepard was presumed dead, and I was right then.

One event a pattern does not make.

Well, I have time away from work for a while. I was thinking about what I want to do with that time.

I want to go to the Citadel, since I've never been.
I'm pretty sure what I thought I knew about it has changed in the last few years, though, so I'm open to suggestion on things to do or places to visit while I'm there.

Should get there in a couple days.

Really, never been there? The field trip duriung mid-school was a bit of a tradition back home (Some always voted 'Omega' but I think no class actually ever went there).

For a first time visit get a few package deals to get an overview, like the Guide to the Presidium or maybe on of those spacewalks on the outer structure. Go into more detail after that, Dillinaga Hall, Palaven Gardens, Embassy Quarters, Citadel Dome.... I don't know what you are into entertainment wise, suggesting something there is pretty subjective but you can ask an AVINA, she'll figure out what you might like.