it was a trap

Heh, yellowbelly's taking this a bit fuckin' personally. You fuck that other faceplate or something?

Abattoir was a drell mercenary warlord. He was killed by a reaper during the war.

Suri was his quarian fangirl/apprentice. She was exiled from the fleet at the age of 15 for stabbing other quarians in the face.

man, judging by how he is throwing a shit fit about abattoir, i think that was who he was fucking

Sexual liasons with the dead leader of the Embodiment are irrelevant.

What is relevant is at what location and for what period of time you'd require my services. And of course, how you mean to provide compensation.

So please, do enlighten.

Yeah.

Enlighten.

Of course she is.






Hello Suri.

Five thousand to the first person to trace Suri'Neyvi's location from this account

Significantly more to the person who delivers her head to me.

Is this normal for this board?

Pretty much.

Wait, you think suri joined eclipse?

Well...

I guess this goes under "other"

so you still want ter do dat bodyguard thing or what

Clearly our recruiting standards have slipped. Or she just liked the logo.

Dwick... you are by far the strangest krogan I've ever encountered.

Embodiment has not been seen nor heard of since the end of the war. This has not stopped Ms. Neyvi from making repeated attempts on my life. Someone has to be arming and equipping her, and quite a few small merc companies got absorbed by the big three after the war, what with travel restrictions. It's little wonder she would join with murderesses such as herself.

I wasn't sure which company took her in, so I avoided using them until I could tell for certain. Tell me, are their any blue suns or blood pack representatives here who would like to negotiate a deal for my protection?

Oh yes, my friends who already volunteered. You are of course, quite welcome to either take my previous offer or else take the bounty on the Rannoch-Clan's head. The date remains on the table, if that's what strikes your fancy.

so quarian girl was really volus with nice hat?

skhash just lost bet!

OK, so our recruiting standards have slipped.

Interesting. I was not anticipating a reveal to be so public, if it were the truth.

I am not a "bodyguard", myself, but if you find yourself so inclined, I may be able to provide adequate references for a fee. Contact me at [this loc] if you wish.

Ha!

As for your offer, you'll probably have to take it up with some of the more superior officers around here.

Not with me, he fuckin well won't. 9 Commando's shock infantry, not security, but I can pass on the request to the corporate suits, see if they can't dig up an outfit willing to take it on.

You'd have to take it up with one of the battlemasters, man. I just shoot shit. Not negotiate contracts.