Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
Reapers XX: The HeistCurrent Game Status: Game OverEverything was going along just fine in the branch office of the First Bank of Irune when things went tits up. Four masked individuals, a vorcha, a drell, a human and a salarian entered the bank, shot the guards. They are keeping the customers and staff under gun-point as their safe cracker began to drill into safe to get the eezo. The alarm was triggered however and now the robbers, and the civilians are all stuck in same building. Introducing the players!Playing as the Customers:
Playing as the Members of Staff
and last but not least Playing as the Robbers
What's happening now! (Read This, There Is Important Gameplay Information)
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Next hour starts on Sunday the 9th at at 17:00 GMT - 12.00 EST Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
VVSVISVA |
Dammit krogan, what are-
Mr_Sandman wrote:
VVSVISVA wrote:We could A) Lynch the robbers, which would be a bad idea
or B) Pre-emptively realize that we are likely infiltrated with some group or another, and start looking for murderers/psychopaths/reaper cultists/embezzling douchecanoes. I say B. You can only communicate through saucy innuendo. Why? Because I fucking said so and I have the gun. .... Look here big boy, stop shoving your meat in everything you come across. While I'm sure it's....endearing to the ladies, and it's very impressive, as that last display showed, it simply lets these assholes ream us up our collective ass and walk away without so much as calling us a cab. |
Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
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VVSVISVA - 1 vote Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
RememberTheBlitz |
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2LT Harris |
RememberTheBlitz wrote:"Thank you. This human understands."
Oh, charmed, to be sure. Just take my bloody OT and don't kill us, eh? You're going to get whatever's in that vault in a bit, you don't need to have us on bloody pikes to get that done. VVSVISVA wrote:...
Look here big boy, stop shoving your meat in everything you come across. While I'm sure it's....endearing to the ladies, and it's very impressive, as that last display showed, it simply lets these assholes ream us up our collective ass and walk away without so much as calling us a cab. ...mate, there's Stockholm Syndrome, then there's taking the bloody piss. I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have rebuilt Jerusalem, In Earth's green & pleasant lands. |
VVSVISVA |
2LT Harris wrote:
...mate, there's Stockholm Syndrome, then there's taking the bloody piss.
Mr_Sandman wrote: VVSVISVA wrote:We could A) Lynch the robbers, which would be a bad idea
or B) Pre-emptively realize that we are likely infiltrated with some group or another, and start looking for murderers/psychopaths/reaper cultists/embezzling douchecanoes. I say B. You can only communicate through saucy innuendo. Why? Because I fucking said so and I have the gun. |
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Yeah yeah take the damn tool, I've got a lot of things I'd rather be doing than getting a bullet in the face.
VVSVISVA wrote:Look here big boy, stop shoving your meat in everything you come across. While I'm sure it's....endearing to the ladies, and it's very impressive, as that last display showed, it simply lets these assholes ream us up our collective ass and walk away without so much as calling us a cab.
You good sir have no shame. |
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Also. Lynching the robbers is a terrible idea. They get a free shot at us if we do it. Killing them hurts us, killing us hurts them. If we just let them go we still win. The krogan tried to kill one of them knowing this. Either he's a liability or he's doing it for weirdness of his own reasoning. Either way I don't want him around.
LYNCH FIGULUS |
Pilotlight Telos Mallenis. Proud Captain for the Citadel Exploration Fleet. Going further than anyone, for the good of everyone. |
Hey hey heyheyhey... Okay okay... Woah this is uneasy.
First day in this bloody place and this is what I get... Dear lord. Okay need to stay calm. On the floor. Doing nothing. please dont hurt me... An old human saying says "Oh no not I, I will survive For as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive!" Very wise those humans were.<3 |
j_proctor eats faberge eggs for breakfast |
"Creeper moustache guy is right," said, uh...Miles Gloriosus, the turian, "You are voting to lynch people who have guns trained on us. Do we really need to review the logic of this? Just shut up and sit down. I don't know about you guys, but my money's insured by the Hierarchy."
"Oh, and, uh, fuck separatists and all that." |
Figulus I miss riding a desk. |
The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. This above all, to thine own self be true. I know a trick worth two of that, but then The better part of valour is foresight Matthew Roker, Citadel Security. |
Mombasa Giants Fan |
Yeah. In the interest of staying alive long enough to be able to make a decent plan;
Lynch: Figulus Current Location: Illium. At least it's warm |
2LT Harris |
Figulus wrote:The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. This above all, to thine own self be true. I know a trick worth two of that, but then The better part of valour is foresight OK, bonus points for the rhyming, mate, but no it isn't. Not with C-Sec doing their damnedest to save us, and not with four mad bastards with guns keeping us here. It's discretion. And you bloody well ought to have worked that out after failing to even touch the salarian a minute ago, yet you still want us to try and stand up and mug us our freedom with nothing but missed punches and fancy verses? You're bloody mental, krogan. Right now I'm not sure if you're more likely to get us all killed than the robbers are. LYNCH FIGULUS, God help me. I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have rebuilt Jerusalem, In Earth's green & pleasant lands. |
Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species. |
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VVSVISVA: 1 vote Figulus: 3 votes Remember: any lynching will result in the robbers having to wait 3 hours less before they can leave and so win the game. And to clarify everyone can vote to lynch including the robbers. Signed Albert Lowell Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance. |
ProgrammingWithFire |
Look, sorry if I'm missing something here, but why lynch anybody? Yeah, sure, if the robbers walk they get all the money, but I'd like very much to be alive when all this is over. We don't lynch anybody, we all walk out alive, everyone's happy. Well, except the bank owners, I guess.
And, uh, here's my 'tool. Just take it, I don't want any trouble. |
Mombasa Giants Fan |
Because that Crazy Krogan bastarard is going to get us all killed.
Oh, and here's my onmi tool. Don't know why'd you want it, it isn't one of those flashy knife ones. Current Location: Illium. At least it's warm |
Figulus I miss riding a desk. |
What noise is this? Not dead — not yet quite dead?
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgement Though this be madness, yet there is method I must be cruel, only to be kind: Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. I would not be the villain that thou think'st Matthew Roker, Citadel Security. |
Figulus I miss riding a desk. |
I will stay my hand, whilst you gain courage.
Matthew Roker, Citadel Security. |
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I'm very much on board the non lynching train! Let's make it through the day alive gents!
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DeathToDreadnoughts |
The drell coolly observed the hostages, gun trained on them.
"Here's the deal. If everything stays nice and quiet, then we might not need a lynch. But if any of you fuckers get the bright idea to start getting in the way of this operation, then there damn well better be some lynching going on. If not then I can guarantee a bunch of you bastards aren't walking out of here alive. We clear?" "The pursuit of justice can tolerate no compromise and accept no substitute. It is either applied with vigor and courage or it is completely abandoned." - Gaius Syndcrodious in On Values and Truth: The Need for Moral Courage |
Jeral the Improbable Here I am. Just being awesome. |
"Doing nothing is never an acceptable plan".
The statement had come from a hitherto quiet asari. Pale blue, permanent scowl... She had an all together forgettable face, and for an Asari, that is saying something. "Listen, this thing went to smoothly. They have someone on the inside, or I'm a bloody four-eyed squint. We sit around, we do nothing and... What, exactly? You trust that we won't just be killed once these robbers can escape. No, we need a plan of action. We need to take fate into our own hands." And then, as if an angel spoke down into the minds of the robbers and decided to speak plainly what they thought and didn't want to hide behind role-playing: Yeah... This is Reapers. I might not recongnize the set-up at all, but it's still Reapers. I mean, Dippy practically warned us that things might be happening in the background. Anyways, the first rule of Reapers is NEVER have a no lynch day. If we have other hidden factions, it only gives them more time to plan and execute what they want to do. Not to mention we have NO GUARANTEE that the non-robbers win if we just wait it out. So, let's put on our thinking caps, gents. |