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She posted a couple of pages back I think. Her names Nistatkra, she fancies herself a pirate boss. She's kind of just a leader of a ship, that earns most of it's money doing jobs for people. I'm the reason it doesn't crash and burn.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear that mercenaries aren't all seen as deranged bastards.

I left urdnot because I was getting in a rut. Frankly, it was the best decision I ever made, and led to me getting my beautiful asari wife.

Hello, CDN. I've heard this place in passing from a couple of people, mentioned here and there, sometimes from one of my customers. It sounded like an interesting place full of interesting people. I hope I don't end up as a bother to any of you, I have no intent on riling anyone up or any some such. Hopefully I can anyone reading this post will end up as good friends.

Oh, and when I mentioned customers, I was referring to drug dealing. I don't think i'm supposed to do promotions or advertisements of any sort for my business, which is very understandable. I'm a small-time, one-man deal, make it myself and sell it myself, no big connections or debts or deals or anything. So, no questions about groups or clans or cartels or anything like that please. I'm sorry, I try not to be in that particular line of business. It's a bit nasty.

So, good times for all. Let's see what there is to talk about, i'm sure that there must be many clever minds here, talking on and on of riveting tales. Yes? Right?

Welcome to the boards I guess. Prepare for righteousness and lectures, I'm sure.

Have fun.

Hi, Deep Red!

Can't say I am too fond of hard stuff but I enjoy an occasional alcoholic beverage for recreational purposes. Do you also deal in (red) wine? At least your avatar looks quite nice.

Make yourself comfortable and have fun nonetheless.

The visual design and name of this forum offend me, but I will forgive that for you seem enough entertaining community!

Thank you, Hammerhead, for the greeting. I have so far done a good job of veering away from the righteous who would lecture me, but perhaps such an event can be a learning experience for both I and whoever wishes to stand up for their belief.

Thank you for the cordial greeting, Taleeze. While I do enjoy wine, I am sorry to say that I do not sell it. However, were we ever to meet, I would be more than happy to give you some. Thank you for the compliment on the avatar. I do hope I enjoy my stay here and do not take away from the enjoyment of anyone else's.

Greetings to you, Hegemon! The name of the forum does seem like a potential source of controversy, of which much must have happened already, but I do hope you enjoy your stay here nonetheless.

The multitude of threads and their contents are well enough worth the suffering this garish colour scheme! Even better, I get to inform people why they are wrong!

hello and welcome new members, quarian teenage girl, krogan, drug dealer and batarian guy!
settle in and have fun. looks like you fit in somewhere just fine.
if you're around Omega and want good drinks and entertainment, check out the Periwinkle Paradise (well everyone except underage quarian girl, sorry, dear)

Woman, perhaps I shall inspect your establishment one day, but that day is not today. I can only tolerate so many humans in same space as I and Periwinkle Paradise, I fear, would be my personal hell with all the exposed mammaries of most gross species the galaxy has seen the need to give birth to.

I like this one.

Well, uh, hey there red. Uhm, I'm not into that kind of stuff but I won't judge...
And hello hedgemon...


Well, you don't need to be sorry... huh, dancing? Like, what kind of dancing?
oh... that kind... I wouldn't be into that.

Greetings Mr. Arkady (or would you prefer just 'Deep Red'?), and Hegemon, welcome to you both.

Warning up front, do not follow any links I may post.

I was planning on lurking here for a while, but the simple urge to post, combined with the custom to sign a guestbook at any hotel (or asylum, in this case)allured and attracted me. So I decided to sign it.

I am Category. That is my name. No, it is not a nickname, or a fake name. It is legally recognized on Earth.

I, cutting through the bullshit, am a gun for hire. I am part of a paramilitary force based in an undisclosed location.

If you would like any mercenary related jobs, pm me and I'll see what I can do.

For now, I'll probably just hang around.

Omfs twinsiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeessss~.

Well I mean like technically it's "pirate for hire" slash "marine on pirate ship for hire" and less, ya know, "undisclosed" than "I don't know where the fucking hells we are an I've been gaming so can't really be assed" but close 'nough!

So 'sup? What outfit're you with?

Wow, you're funny.

I'm fucking laughing.

Anyway, because it's fairly obvious you're gonna keep talking, I'll just say it.

I'm part of CAT6. Yes, it has a retarded name. No, we don't have any felines.

I've been dishonorably discharged from every alliance group I've been in due to a history of crime, drug abuse and shanking the sergeant. So I joined the group based around shoving together a bunch of military delinquents, paying them lots of credits, then sending them in large waves to do basic things.

We've pretty much only had one publicly known about event, which involved stealing the Normandy.

Didn't go well, I'll admit, but hey, we stayed alive, and that bastard who employed us got the shit kicked out of him.

((Since you're new, I'm going to do the whole Out-of-Character chatting the old fashioned way, these double parentheses you see here -->))

((Anyway, as a member of the moderator team, I would like to welcome you to CDN, and I highly suggest you hop over to the Mainframe subsection of the boards, where you'll find plenty of information on how we run things around here.

I'll spare you the individual links, as Maggles has already provided them to you, courtesy of that little orange stripe at the bottom of his post - click it, and you get the OOC conversation.

However, I would sincerely like to invite you to double check the Rules and Retrospectives links respectively, and adjust your character's...résumé, accordingly. Sorry if this causes any inconveniences, and feel free to contact us either by IRC or the old board's PM systems.

And once more, welcome! ))

((oh, sorry, didn't realize it was bad.

Since I didn't really have anything planned with this character I'll just get rid of it))

I'm not sure if I should post here first or just make my own thread.

I need to know how to delete my account. I can't believe my friend would sign me up for a Cerberus affiliated site; she has more reason to hate them than I do!

She's mad at me for setting her translator to Welsh, but that's because she hacked into my omni! I don't even remember who started this spirits-damned prank war but it is starting to get out of hand. I need this contract to be over so I can get as far away from Mars as possible.

Welcome Tater_​Tots!

You have by pure chance been signed up to the secret government center of the galaxy.

Seriously though, this site is just a grand insult to Cerberus. I think it's some salarians running an extranet forum on old Cerb servers, so do not worry, this is not really Cerberus, no need to delete your account. Instead, have a look around and enjoy.

It may be a bit rough sometimes but it is entertaining and sometimes you even get pretty interesting news.

If you don't mind the question, what is that in your avatar?