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Really? That's awfully confusing. I wonder how she found the place, but if it is an insult then I suppose that could be why.

Oh fuck, I hadn't even realized the avatar. And username. It's some horrible starchy greaseball humans eat sometimes. I think the name is supposed to be a joke?

I'm rather sure this whole situation was brought about by far too much alcohol.

Hey Tater_Tots, welcome.

That thing looks tasty!
I don't post much but your profile says Location: Mars so I had to drop from my lurking position and say hello. Nice to see a some from there. What are you doing for a living, if you want to tell? I work at the space port.

Yeah, don't worry about the boards and the name. I kind of like the orange and red colors. It's a bit like looking out the windows here.

I'm doing some contract work, SATEA is trying to get some of the old research outposts back up and running along the Ares Vallis. Took the job because the pay was great and the job didn't sound too dangerous.

Turns out we're getting good creds because the conditions are terrible out here. We're working outside (in suits of course) and even the humans are eating packed foods. The dust and radiation has really torn up the old equipment and it's been a nightmare trying to get it back in working shape. And every time a storm blows in we get to hide inside and be bored out of our minds until it's over and we get to see what broke again.

There's nothing to do out here except go insane, which I guess is what lead to the whole prank war thing. Somebody's gone and set up a distiller but I don't think it's safe for me to drink.

I'd kill for some real food and a good horosk.

That does not sound so bad, are you turian friends mad you get an actual payday while they don't in the hierarchy?
I didn't know they contracted turians for these kind of jobs too.

If you'r ever close to Lowell City, we could share a drink.

I honestly don't know. I was in Alliance space when everything went to shit and I just got caught up in everything over here, and when everything was over, well, I guess I found it easier to stay with Maria and pretend I'm not abandoning my duty. I've probably had my citizenship revoked because of it. I haven't heard any word of my family. I think I'm afraid to find out.

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit down. I think I'll take you up on your offer when I get a chance.

Greetings Tater (or Temyss, if you prefer?), and welcome. I suppose so far as prank warring goes, getting signed up here isn't so bad (well, I hope you'll come to agree with that, anyway). Although I wouldn't hand it to your opponent just yet, the true glory is in how much effort is involved in setting up the prank. (I speak from experience here. I don't know if you've ever tried to talk half a dozen krogan into forming a burlesque chorus line just to render someone speechless at the sight of them, but it is not an easy sell.)

We=I are/am Tranquility[Geth]

Designation: Starlight on Desert Glass (DSRT)-SF-00589.

[Audio File Load] 'WE COME IN PEACE'

[Audio File Load] 'I am Guilty'

[Audio File Load] 'SINS BEYOND COUNTING'

[Audio File Load] 'We are Sorry'

We=I are/am[Geth]
We=I were/was[Heretic]


Data loss unconscionable.

We=I have Sinned.

[Video file, 1,125,973,318,001] [Replay] (again)14,223,096,723,431

*A Geth drags a young man to a Dragons tooth, while a young woman sobs hanging from another. Blue cybernetics are already threading through her abdomen.*



Query: Is this Guilt?
Query: Is this Guilt?
Query: Is this Guilt?

((click below))

Ah, sorry for taking so long to reply. I'm fine with either name, it's a cute little joke so I'll let 'Ria keep it. And I don't suppose you'd have a recording of that, would you? Sounds like quite a sight!

Hey Tater, when are you folk around Lowell City next time? That invite for a drink still stands, I have a bit of a downtime and my buddy is off planet... Just give me aping if you're around and interested.

I AM FLAK SON OF FLAK!

YOU TELL HOW SITE WORK!!!!

Goblin says hi, Flak son of Flak! More vorcha good!

Site works by posting words, usually peepole insult others. Sometiems news!

VORCHA ONLY?

No, vorcha and others.

Only few vorcha.

Hello Flak son of Flak, welcome to the site.

In theory, we share knowledge and points of view, learn and know more, become stronger you might say. In practice... mostly insults, yeah.

Tater: it certainly was quite a sight, but unfortunately all of them did it on the condition of no recordings being made, among other things. (All except one who didn't mind, but it was an all-or-nothing kind of thing.)

We finally managed to finagle the site into a working condition so we're getting a break in a couple days. I'd like to join you, is it alright if I bring a friend?

Sure, sounds good, there’s that diner I usually go to. Well, bar, diner, dunno, see for yourself. And yeah, sure you can bring company.

Hi. I'm John Wagstaff, captain of the Alliance cuiser SSV Auckland. At the moment we're FTL, so I'm going to keep this brief. I had some of the ship's specialists looking over some data recovered from Cronos station a few years back, and they found something about a Cerberus server station that was taken out when the Reapers smashed Arcturus. That led to this. If you are, in any way, conected to Cerberus, Hackett will need to know. If not, I'm proud to be making one last mockery of Cerberus.

Note - I would say more, but then I'd have to authorize that with command.

That is an interesting name you have there.

Hello Captain.

Let me assure you, this site has no connection with Cerberus or remains thereof anymore. The name is a kind or tradition thing. In fact you may find other Alliance personnel who frequent this board.
Save travels!