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Private Message to Advance
I didn't know it had sentimental value to you.
Never mind.

Shipment is En Route
Re: Recipient Datapackage for: E. Spiza
Proprietary Information:
From: Alistair Dock, Omega
To: Tayseri Ward, Citadel
Shipment Number: O-992-339-4729-ABNJ-224
Tracking Code: 1988-2993-2901

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Order Contents:
Two thousand and forty eight [2048] Antique Bladed Weapons
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One [1] Bottle of 1820 Black Diamond Ruxxia
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Note:
Thank you for leasing Long Term Storage Unit: #275-B for the next five [5] years. If you wish to view the terms of your lease you may do so [here]. Your package will be automatically transferred to Long Term Storage Unit: #275-B upon it's arrival in Tayseri Ward, Citadel.
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Items Missing:
Set of Five [5] Matched Turian Lancirion Blades; originating in approx 7th mil. BCE, hilts comp. of various materials
One [1] Clan Tugorc Ancestral War Sword; dated to 200 CE, hilt of wrapped barok-un hide, blade of Harvester chitin edged with Harvester mandibles
Two [2] Dancing Glass Cuttercleavers; greater/lesser pair forged on Kahje Sixteen Century BCE, owned by warrior-scholar Qunisalyod
One [1] Aptorian Guard Captain Signet Dagger; bears the confirmed seal of Skaldan Anba'akad, Khar'shan Twelfth Century BCE
One [1] Ayyubid Kilij; Egyptian make, late Twelfth Century CE
One [1] Weaponized Rubber Fish; integrated taser and attached handle, age unknown.
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Private Message to Skylar Sinclair
Hello, Ms. Sinclair.

We here at WEN pride ourselves on our employees. As Mr. Wedeg Biigs is deceased, the current claim that he is in fact alive belittles the pain his family has gone through. We are looking to include you in our legal team's defense against the individual claiming to be Mr. Biig's pending lawsuits (if any.)


We are willing to match any and all fees you may ask.

Sincerely,

WEN

CATCH A NEW SEASON OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ZAKERA THIS SUMMER ON WEN!
CHECK YOUR LOCAL AFFILIATES!

Private Message to IcemanI saw you were interested in my offer. How well can you fly in a debris field and avoid law enforcement while at it? If your answer is absolutely, please come to the Waters of Thessia located in north Kelphic Valley, Tuchanka on 17th day of this month, galactic calendar. My associate will be there to see you.

Private message to Mr_Sandmani

uh

thanks

From the Private Journal of Emon SpizaI WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE FISH ON A STICK

WHAT THE SHRELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH OVER TWO THOUSAND SWORDS

I HATE RICH PEOPLE I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

ENCRYPTED MESSAGETO: Eclipse Mercenaries, Contact Office
FROM: Vandar Selenus
DATE: 2188-06-15, 18:40:33 Galactic Standard
SUBJECT: Hiring Eclipse

I was told to contact you regarding an insertion operation on a tower (co-ordinates enclosed) by Ms. Vesh, an Eclipse Commando. The details are as follows:

-Nos Astra, Illium.
-High-rise tower, probably offices, with three-floor penthouse at top.
-Assumed at least thirty hostiles inside.
-Tower and base are to be structurally undamaged.
-Hostiles are independently hired.
-Primary target is a volus in a cream pressure suit.
-Civilian casualties acceptable, but as it's Illium and all, would prefer to keep to a minimum.
-Would assist myself if needed.

I am interested in hiring Eclipse for this operation, but I would need to know how much this would cost.


Many thanks,

V. Selenus

nosastra_voltower_coord.omn

ENCRYPTED MESSAGETO: Orbital Solutions, Contact Office
FROM: Vandar Selenus
DATE: 2188-06-15, 18:58:15 Galactic Standard
SUBJECT: Hiring Orbital

I was told to contact you regarding an insertion operation on a tower (co-ordinates enclosed) by Mr. Thandris of your company. The details are as follows:

-Nos Astra, Illium.
-High-rise tower, probably offices, with three-floor penthouse at top.
-Assumed at least thirty hostiles inside.
-Tower and base are to be structurally undamaged.
-Hostiles are independently hired.
-Primary target is a volus in a cream pressure suit.
-Civilian casualties acceptable, but as it's Illium and all, would prefer to keep to a minimum.
-Would assist myself if needed.

I am interested in hiring Orbital Solutions for this operation, but I would need to know how much this would cost.


Many thanks,

V. Selenus

nosastra_voltower_coord.omn

ENCRYPTED MESSAGE TO: Vandar Selenus
FROM: Tarcus Smilian, Contracting, Orbital Solutions
DATE: 2188-06-16, 14:44:16 Galactic Standard
SUBJECT: RE:Hiring Orbital

Thank you for contacting Orbital Solutions. Before we're able to fully work out the costs of such an operation, I have couple questions to ask:

1. Are you the individual that will be signing the contract, or are you acting as a second-party recruiter for a seperate entity?
2. Do you know who the security is contracted through? We would not wish to attract unwanted attention from Eclipse, for example.
3. Would you be able to provide schematics of the target structure, perhaps with a possible location of the target individual?
4. What expenses will be covered by the contract, if any?

Additionally, in the case that you are simply acting as a recruiter, it must be understood that we would wish to get in contact with the primary client before making a final agreement. Looking forward to hearing back from you, and thanks again for considering Orbital Solutions.

V/R,

Cpt. Smilian

ENCRYPTED MESSAGE TO: Tarcus Smilian, Contracting, Orbital Solutions
FROM: Vandar Selenus
DATE: 2188-06-16, 21:40:12 Galactic Standard
SUBJECT: RE: Hiring Orbital

Quick reply. Always what I like to see.

In order to make Illium's stringent property laws a little simpler, the building's deeds, once the building is secured, will be transferred directly to my client, who wishes to remain (somewhat) anonymous. He goes by the alias of Antonov, and is a male human. I don't know much more than that. I will be funding the operation and will be reimbursed afterwards by the client. Your payment would come from the reimbursement.

The security is independently contracted; i.e, not affiliated with any mercenary group. I believe the target removed the previous guards from the premises and hired his own.

The target is a high-rise office (I think) tower with a three-floor civilian penthouse at the top. Approximately seven floors from the top is a landing pad for aircars and small shuttles. The target would most likely reside in the penthouse, but there aren't any windows (structural weaknesses). A map is located here, but the tower has been extensively renovated since.

Any ammunition or thermal clips expended would likely be able to be restocked from the security. Any that isn't will be paid for by myself. If a casualty is sustained during the mission I would provide compensation, but I sincerely hope it doesn't come to that.

The client may be found [here]. If you contact them, I request that you quote the word 'indexically' at some point. Consider it a passcode of sorts.

Regards,

V. Selenus

Citadel Security; Private Mail TO: Sergeant Alfred Lindstrom, Zakera Ward C-Sec
FROM: Senior Investigator Vandar Selenus, Zakera Ward C-Sec
DATE: 2188-06-16 20:42:39 Galactic Standard
SUBJECT: Arash Hari, Drell

Greetings. Perhaps you remember me; Vandar Selenus, served under you in Zakera? No? Ah, well. I was wondering if I could cash in one of those favours. I haven't forgotten.

There's a Drell xenoarchaeologist by the name of Arash Hari in Zakera. Said xenoarchaeologist's house has been broken into and several items of archaeological value have been taken. More information [here].

Perhaps you could bump this case up the list a little? There isn't much to go on, but I'm sure you'll find something. C-Sec Zakera's nothing if not resourceful.

Many thanks,

Vandar

Citadel Security; Private Mail TO: Senior Investigator Vandar Selenus, Zakera Ward C-Sec
FROM: Sergeant Alfred Lindstrom, Zakera Ward C-Sec
DATE: 2188-06-16 22:53:21 Galactic Standard
SUBJECT: RE: Arash Hari, Drell

It's been a while, but yes, I still remember you. Good times. I also still remember the favour; not so good times.

I heard about that. Nasty business with the temperature thing. But as you well know, I can't prioritise a case purely on the basis of someone asking nicely. The stolen artifacts, however, are a different matter entirely. I guess I could class it as a case of scientific interest, which would count as a reason to prioritise. Who knows what could happen to those items if we wait.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Alfred

P.S: You owe me a beer.

Private Message to VigilantVanguard Thank you kindly for the offer of help recovering my lost items Lieutenant, but I can cover the cost of the investigation. My living expenses are mercifully low and the credits stolen from my place were just pocket change. And it sounds like you are in need of cash more than I.
On that note I wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of post secondary education and can put you in touch with a few professors if you like.
I am sorry to hear of whatever bad news struck you so deeply, if I may be of assistance I have some free time now that finals are done for the semester. If nothing else I'm sure we can wile away the time comparing antique weapons.

Arash

Private Message to VigilantVanguardSarah,

What's going on? You alright?

-Nat

Private Message to Seeking_Rakhana
Thank you for your kind words. I'm sorry I'm not going to be more helpful.

Private Message to Natalie King
No, I am most definitely not all right.

She told me she's been unhappy and that she wants a separation.

I got more than a little upset, the two of us fought over it and now I'm staying in another floor of the hotel.

I'm locked in a hotel room on an alien planet sick to my stomach with guilt and misery. I am not alright.

Private message to Silver FutureSorry I haven't been to the range recently, I had a little tour Earthside just now. Hierarchy needed their poster boy to charm the natives again, and on the side I got to see what was left of my first hometown (not much).

How has my favourite hacker and shaman been there in the meanwhile?

Private Message to VigiliantVanguardSarah,

Shit, I'm sorry to hear that. Have you thought about going to counselling with her? You've got your kid to think about, is all. If you need to have a chat, I'll be available at 21:00 your time.

-Nat

Private Reply to Nat
We were planning on going to counseling when we got back.

I'm sorry I missed you at 21:00. I haven't left the bed.

Private Message to VigilantVanguardSarah,

Despite what some people would have you do, that's not something you can just shrug off or go talk to someone. I know. Kaseka and I separated once and it was hell. Take some time to be sad, but when you're ready, I'll be here to talk. Or kick her arse for up and leaving you and the baby.

Do you know why she's done this? I know the two of you were having issues but deciding not to go to counselling?

Take care, yeah?

-Nat

Private Message to Natalie King
She was tired of the fights, and she blamed me for them. The stress, the nightmares, the constant guilt and depression.
She cited a lot of these. She told me she understood all I'd been through but I just don't know. She's been with me long enough to be through this, I thought we were working out fine. I don't know if she just decided she'd had enough or she's seeing someone else or anything.

I tried to visit her room this morning and she refused to open the door.

I'm sunk. I can't even find the strength to get out of bed. I was in the bathtub for a good three hours today and I just..

I'm really fucking tired of all of this. Everything was going great and now my life is just falling apart.

Sarah

Private Message to VigilantVanguard tell me what I can do to help you. When does your leave end?

Private Message to Natalie King
Next June, earth time.

I have no place to stay apart from this hotel room.

I don't know how much money I have, I'm going to have to sell some things if I'm going to have to hire a lawyer.

The baby is due some time in September.

Private Message to VigilantVanguardSarah,

As an NCO, I'm going to give you the same advice I'd give one of my Marines in your position. Talk to your CO and RSM, tell them what's happening, that you're not certain about your future. So they can help you-they can put you in touch with legal assistance. If you're on unpaid leave, I'd consider cancelling it if I were you, so you'll get paid. If you have nowhere to live, have you considered moving into the barracks? You'll get a decent place, being an officer and with a kid on the way.

Basically, what I'm saying is that you're in the military. It has perks. Take advantage of them.

If you need to talk or need advice, lemme know.

-Nat