[Entertainment] Koliv Concert Shocks Audiences

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Koliv Concert Shocks Audiences

CITADEL - The audience attending Alex Koliv's concert at the Maldun Theatre was shocked today as it was informed, mid-performance, that the the pop-star on stage was was an imposter.

“It was unreal,” one witness said. “Like something out of a vid. No one knew, until Alex came on stage and started screaming.”

According to Koliv's accusations at the performance, the fake was a fan the star had been entertaining backstage before being attacked and incapacitated. Security was alerted to the situation when they found the real Koliv locked in a closet in her dressing room, bruised and disheveled.

The imposter’s name has yet to be released, though images taken at the concert indicate she used a combination of surgery and high-tech holography to style herself as a near-perfect replica to the star. Koliv, who is known for pre-recording her songs for performance, was unavailable for comment, though a representative has stated that she was “without a doubt going to file a lawsuit, regardless of any mental issues the fan might have.”

C-Sec is investigating the situation, but states that it may be difficult given the depth of the imposter’s delusions.

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The_​Sarcastic_​Salarian
Perhaps if she were less of a hack, the audience would have caught on faster. I mean, really? Prerecording your music for a performance?

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Pariah
I know the woman is insane and all. But I think you could probably stand to raise your standards a little higher in the people you impersonate.

The_Sarcastic_Salarian wrote:Perhaps if she were less of a hack, the audience would have caught on faster.

Yep.

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HereToHelp President of the Leaving The Ducts non profit organization.
So Koliv see this person who butchered herself to look exactly like her and she goes "hey, you don't look crazy at all! Come with me backstage where nobody will hear me scream!"?

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Mr_​Sandman
HereToHelp wrote:So Koliv see this person who butchered herself to look exactly like her and she goes "hey, you don't look crazy at all! Come with me backstage where nobody will hear me scream!"?

Horror movie logic.

Or, you know,

novacoke.

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VictusDaMan
Watch out for those doppelgangers! They will kill you and take your place!!!!

Except mine, because I'm too awesome to be copied.

True story, bro.
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Mr_​Sandman
VictusDaMan wrote:Watch out for those doppelgangers! They will kill you and take your place!!!!

Except mine, because I'm too awesome to be copied.

Yes but what if you are the copy?

Didn't think of that now did you?

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Haseri
The_Sarcastic_Salarian wrote:Prerecording your music for a performance?

Many performers do that, by all accounts. It is very hard, unless one has some considerable talent, to dance and sing at the same time in a stadium filled with screaming fans.
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HereToHelp President of the Leaving The Ducts non profit organization.
Haseri wrote:Many performers do that, by all accounts. It is very hard, unless one has some considerable talent, to dance and sing at the same time in a stadium filled with screaming fans.

Well yeah but it's *their job*, not a hobby. Sure it's hard. Everyone's job is hard. But people don't pay hefty prices to go hear a recording.

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T.E.
I'm not much into the concert atmosphere, but this seems like it would've been entertaining to see

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VVSVISVA
HereToHelp wrote:So Koliv see this person who butchered herself to look exactly like her and she goes "hey, you don't look crazy at all! Come with me backstage where nobody will hear me scream!"?

Holography, if she didn't turn on the holographs until after Koliv was unconscious, or, even better, didn't apply makeup or holographs before Koliv was unconscious, then she'd just look like a fan before being knocked out.
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Dyson
It appears that a disproportionate degree of responsibility is being placed on the victim for the events that have transpired in this article. Query: is subject: Koliv responsible for all events which have transpired?
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HereToHelp President of the Leaving The Ducts non profit organization.
Dyson wrote:It appears that a disproportionate degree of responsibility is being placed on the victim for the events that have transpired in this article. Query: is subject: Koliv responsible for all events which have transpired?

No the responsibility rests on the crazy fan of course, but you know, she's crazy. Not much to say about that.

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