Want A Hot Drell For The Night?

Just Contact <azure-69@free-box.cit> and I’ll make even your kinkiest fantasies come true.

Unification Day After Party Special to celebrate Unification Day and our hardworking turian allies I’m offering a 5% discount.*

* on acts only, reversal therapy surcharge must be paid in full.

Seriously? You're letting aliens pay to lick you?

One, don't you have any dignity? Two, because of drell like you EVERYONE FEELS FREE TO ASK TO LICK ME AT PARTIES.

Ugh.

"Azure" lips... Azure... There's a joke in here somewhere.
Ho, welcome by the way!

This place has a lot of drell, doesn't it? It's odd, really, that they should all congregate here rather than somewhere more welcoming. Although I suppose this place is rather open to all sorts of races, so there's that. I mean, we have two raloi, don't we? Er, I mean you. You have two raloi.

Some of the DDS content seems rather hostile to drell, though, and that stuff carries a lot of weight around here, so I'm still a bit unsure why we get so many. (Nothing against drell, they seem a nice people, but I've only ever met...one? Two?)

I, er, don't mean to be rude here, but how many drell *are* there exactly? Nowadays, I mean? Post-war.

Not meaning to be indelicate. I just mean we get a surprising amount, is all. Let's see. There's Capice, who already posted up there (she's also reassuringly sane, so I can single her out and not flinch, you know?), there's that albino information broker who talks like he's my old maths teacher back from the grave (and I mean that in more ways than one), that doctor who always sounds like he's about to have an apoplectic attack or something, and this...sexually-focused individual (seriously, it's like everyone's trying to imitate the humans. Or the asari). Have I missed anyone?

I guess one lick wouldn't hurt...

This forum appears to attract statistical outliers. Mercenaries, raloi, geth, non-asari interspecies relationships. Non-Compacted drell (in fact, drell at all) is just another outlier. It is surprised there are no rachni.


The majority of drell are non-combatants living on Kahje. While the planet was attacked by a compatively small Reaper force, the system defences held up well, meaning our civilian casualties were insiginificant compared to other species. The Primacy is committed to ensuring that part of its population do not go extinct.

To answer your question, results of an emergency post-war census will be published in a few standard weeks. Predictions are pointing towards a population still in the millions, but there are those that are not quite that optimistic.

Greetings! This one extends welcome to the other, and inquires as to whether it may request clarification regarding specific meaning of the thread title? This one understands the term "hot" to be used in popular, loosely-structured discourse among humans to mean "provoking sexual desire". It believes this may be due to changes in body temperature or blood flow resulting from asaroid chemical and neurological shifts when mooring with potential mates. It humbly wonders why a drell, from a species with a metabolism differing considerably from that of humans, should also use the term. Given the drell body's adaptation for heat reduction (due to evolving within a hot desert environment), this one assumes the term is appropriated from humans. Would this one be correct? If so, it is eager to explore the spiritual perspectives that are exchanged when the variant patterns of the Word are shared between the reefs of drell and human! This one eagerly thanks the other for any insight it might provide!

This one also acknowledges the learned Ms. Rondor's astute observation that another unofficial linguistic term popular for its unfortunate crudity - that pertaining to the reproductive orifice of the asari - may be deliberately implied through the appropriation into the face name "Azure Lips" to create an argument in undertow of illicit sexual suggestiveness.

It is a sad day for independent drell when I am the sane one. But you say this like I don't post at Constant Recall.

Like, I've seen a bunch of estimates [here]? A solid few million, less than the quarians but set to catch up? Granted, people complain that we have too many Bucketheads at CDN.

From my experience, it is by and large humans who request "licks" the most. Asari coming in second. Irritating, regardless. Too many diseases can be transferred orally.

Ms. Azure, your name is slang for asari reproductive organs. You may wish to contemplate a new moniker.


I have never taught mathematics.

Given your line of work, it could be construed as false advertizing.

I see I have to apologize, my advertizing VI has probably a bug in it since this forum is clearly not my target audience.

As a gesture of good faith I’ll quickly answer these questions here.


Well they can pay me to do other things as well. In all seriousness I’m originally from Omega and having ‘dignity’ without much of a formal education there means either you’re a merc getting shot at or shooting at people, or you make just enough money doing dock-work so you don’t starve but you can forget about leaving the place…

So yeah, if getting myself licked got me away Omega and is paying my stay on the Citadel (and my classes,) then they can lick me all they want.

Oh and if you don’t want them licking you… just send them to me.


Just send me a message mister, have your credits chit handy and prepare for the trip of a life-time.


I … okay I don’t understand half what you’re saying here… what I know is that since this board is mostly humans it selected ‘hot’ to describe me… so if you want that discussion about verbiage I advise you to contact AdTransCo Ltd on Illium.


After more than five years as a sex worker I have become aware that Azure Lips have that connotation but thank you for informing me.

I am a drell with a blue complexion, I'm very good with my lips, hence the name... and it's not false advertising I'm very clear what I am.

I'm okay, thanks.

Hmm, can one get a small consideration for referring customers to you?

Sure, generally I give 5% for each referral.

Fine. Omega's a pit, you get a pass, I'm sure every credit of the licking money goes towards your social work degree.

Seriously, everyone else, as recently as two years ago, a lot of the drell alkaloid market on the Citadel was controlled by some real pieces of work. I know it got cleaned out somewhat, but honestly, you want to risk supporting that? Aren't there enough hallucinogens you could buy?

Wooowwww, you actually see hallucinations if you lick a drell?

That's swag, bro.

I’m glad I’m getting a pass from you. I’m not studying social work, I’m just trying to get a Cit-B level degree so I can get a decent job in an office, and admittance to higher education.

...You know, excuse me if you're on the up and up, but you're the one who spammed the board with hooker ads, so whatever.

How on earth is anyone supposed to know if this guy works for like some gangster pimp? I have had those dicks try and recruit me, they exist, and presumably they're smart enough to advertise with the self-improvement story?

I apologized for that spam.

No pimp in his right mind would try to recruit people over the extranet, I mean unless they are looking for desperate fat asari or limp dick turians. They would try to advertise their wares but then they would present people with options not a single guy, and they would never, ever start to interact with the forum folks.

When I got on the Citadel a couple of years ago I roomed with one of the asari working girls from the wet varren, and she told me about the drell alkaloid thing. See that trend comes around every twenty years or so and it dies down a few years later because there’s no long-term money in it. It’s highly potent but non-addictive to most people and even worse users quickly build-up resistance against its effects. So after a few years it’s all but useless as a drug.

While leaving it up!

Thank you for answering my question.