So someone requested a Takedown order for this board

As the thread name suggests, a cyber security C-Sec officer had spotted this message board flagged with "cerberus" in it's title. Of course, assuming that this place was associated with the long dead human terrorist organization, he asked me to grant him a Takedown order on the site to prevent the organization from reorganizing.

Of course, after viewing numerous threads that asked for help in aid and volunteer work, multiple C-Sec officers frequenting, reunion organizations, as well as an officially sanctioned Hierarchy job listings, and an all around friendly atmosphere, it would appear that this site just has a rather unfortunate name. That said, this forum will now be monitored by myself as well as a few others to make sure that there aren't any Cerberus agents running around in here.

Stay safe people.

Judge Tarquinius Valens, out.

The history of this site is weird, okay?

(I still swear it was originally an experiment in probability manipulation.)

damn turian government. Can't they stay out of peoples business?

He's a judge with C-Sec. Didn't you read the post?

But welcome and feel free to stay around Judge Valens. It's a friendly enough board and if it was made by Cerberus in the past it sounds like the current administration is salarian so there's no worries there.

can sombody check who exactly registered the domain?

C-Sec is part of the Citadel government.

Still want to join that someday.

adds up to the same thing really

touchy subject there, BoomTrix?

yeah thats one way of saying it.

hahahahaha

monitoring this site would suck

your job sucks

I have to agree with Silel here...

Just wait until the sex stories start up again.

could not agree more either.

a full blown judge. impressive


EDIT: maybe the sex is what anonymus is all waiting for?

Welcome aboard, and enjoy having your faith in the galaxy rot away on this site like the rest of us, Judge.

You'll find that most people here are upstanding citizens.

Y'know, that was going to be one of the upsides to the entirety of sapient life being destroyed.

I wouldn't define one year as a particularly long time, officer. And may I extend my premature condolences for your assignment.

Really it's not so bad. You stop feeling the pain after only the third or fourth "lol i'm totes badass" thread.

In any case, welcome to CDN. Always a pleasure to meet another officer of the law.

Thank you Miss sethtak. I admire you for your service training young biotics in the Hierarchy.


It's definitely something to aspire to Ms. Flower, and I'm sure once your a bit older and you serve the Hierarchy well enough that you will eventually become an officer. Good luck in your endeavors.


I'd like to think so. Before I even came to the Judiciary offices of the Citadel I was serving the Hierarchy as an armored vehicle commander, and was eventually promoted to Armored Platoon Commander before discharging with injuries and a service medal after the First Contact War. ever since then I've been serving the people of the Citadel by promoting justice.


Why yes, and you appear to be the exception what with you advertising slave labor on your account. As a matter of fact, you better make sure I never find you in Citadel Space or I'll lock you up for so long that your grandchildren will be dieing of old age before your sentence is up.


Thank you Mister Aleksanders. I'm sure as long as you and your corporation stay on the straight and narrow we'll be great friends!

Welcome! No need to worry, this board has never had much Cerberus influen-

...Wait, is it just me or do you have the exact same markings as mine?

This is a really odd (Lucky?) coincidence.