NEWS WITH CURR 2187-10-21
a thread by News With Curr started on 2187-10-22 18:00:35 last post on 2187-10-23 01:17:53
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NEWS WITH CURR
Live From Heshtok (the news vorcha) [Curr] "I AM CURR, THIS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!" [Curr] "WE START WITH TROUBLING PROBLEM! VORCHA HOMEWORLD NO LONGER UNDER ATTACK!" [A panning view of Heshtok's hellscape is shown, volcanoes bellowing sulfur and god knows what else in the air, acid rain eating away at what little uncorroded is left on the surface, the sky is filled with dark oppressive clouds, lightning striking often. The view shifts to the city where rubble, and smoke stacks stand side by side, at some point small groups of vorcha clash against one and other. The scene end when the camera shakes as it jerks to the lest the viewer can just see a vorcha with a bat of some sort mid swing and smashing the camera.] [Curr] "DISGUSTING! TOO PEACEFUL, MAKE VORCHA WEAK! WE NEED ENEMY, WE NEED FIGHT! YOU THINK YOU STRONG ENOUGH? YOU COME TO HESHTOK AND FIGHT! FIGHT MAKE YOU STRONG! MAKE US STRONG! WIN-WIN!" [Another angle of the news studio shows Curr twirl on his chair once, people might also notice the big hole in the wall and the building on fire in the background.] [Curr] "OTHER NEWS! NEWS WITH CURR IS NOW BACK ACROSS THE GALAXY! CURR TEAM IS EXCITED TO BRING REAL NEWS! STRONG NEWS! NOW FOR FUNNY" [  ][Curr] "CURR NO IDEA, BUT WANT INTERVIEW 'PUMPKIN MAN' GOODNIGHT, BE STRONG!" [The Feed Cuts Off] |
 WildeFlower Yes, these are turian tattoos. |
I missed this thing.
There are two important secrets to life. First Secret: Never share everything you know. |
 Pariah |
I guess it was just too much for me to hope that this thing would have died.
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 Gestran |
this kept me smiling during the war. GO CURR!
Whatever you do, always remember to rock the boat! |
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Ekarn Gaelak When all seems lost, Faith remains. |
...A vorcha newsfeed, I did not expect to find that here, for certain.
Also: Just what is this...thing? "And though we are destined for Dust, as our souls leave the Plane, always, always, are we one and all." Mantra 18, Verse 45 |
 VigilantVanguard  |
You know, Pariah, you're a real negative nancy. ^
Curr, can you write news report on Reaper Day Anniversary? Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
 LadyJo Location: Presidium, Citadel |
Oh Curr, I'm so glad to see you made it through the war. You gave me some of the only laughs I had back then. 3:)
Be strong indeed. Jovina Sethtak - Headmistress, Hierarchy Biotic Academy (Citadel Branch) > Hierarchy citizens living on the Citadel wishing to inquire about prenatal or newborn biotic testing and care should contact the [Turian Embassy]. > For all queries regarding enrollment ages, curriculum, student life, and the Biotic Aptitude Exams, please contact the [Biotic Academy]. |
 Pilotlight Telos Mallenis. Proud Captain for the Citadel Exploration Fleet. Going further than anyone, for the good of everyone. |
I love this galaxy.
So much. An old human saying says "Oh no not I, I will survive For as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive!" Very wise those humans were.<3 |
 Eightball At times you must be remembering that adversity is little more than a stack overflow error in the webzone that is fortune, sonideros, and push through to the data spike of happiness tomorrow. |
Friends, you should engage in the viewing of my atavistic amigo Curr's most premium holo show whenever it is physically possible, and even when it is not.
Network solidarity! |
 Silel  |
sometimes i have a hard time deciding if eightball is a real person or a computer that just combines words haphazardly
also we should make a drinking game for news w/curr  Banner provided by Asari Promiscuity. |
 2LT Harris |
...you know, I actually don't mind seeing this coming back.
Also: Just what is this...thing?
That would apparently be one of the new hosts/moderators/megalomaniacs for this board. I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have rebuilt Jerusalem, In Earth's green & pleasant lands. |
 Ichabod |
Accusations of megalomania coming from someone in the Alliance? Hath the pot no idea how black it is, asked the kettle?
Mind your P's and Q's, Serpentis. We're here to make your life easier. Also, I'm faaaaaaaaamooooooous.  |
 Doctor_Sornn Currently employed at The New Hope Hospital on Tayseri Ward. Please call for an appointment. |
So not only did the news vorcha survive, but someone decided to give his show back to him. I thought the universe had STOPPED being mad when the Reapers left, but nooooooo...
Dr. Sornn Zolos, Pulmonologist. |
 Dit |
galxi iz gud. curr com bak. nuz wit curr iz bst sho.
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 Palmer Why are you reading over here? |
YOU THINK YOU STRONG ENOUGH? YOU COME TO HESHTOK AND FIGHT! FIGHT MAKE YOU STRONG! MAKE US STRONG!
Tempted. Severely tempted. On the Move. |
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Gestran |
hey, if it makes for great entertainment I say go for it palmer
Whatever you do, always remember to rock the boat! |