[Union] Krogan Encroachment Continues

Krogan Encroachment Continues
One Union, One Trust

By Talissat Yevros

Reintegration of Tuchanka’s unifying Urdnot overclan with the peoples of C-space has, of course, been made official with the re-establishment of a krogan embassy aboard the seat of galactic government. However, this is not the only indication of krogan inroads into Citadel and Union life, as reports released today by the Sur’Kesh Commercial Communications Oversight Board demonstrate. Of the fifteen commercial holdings to dominate Union comm waves since the war ended, five are now under krogan control.

“Krogan are known for their preference for decisive action, but this haste is tempered by their extended lifespan and capacity for truly long-term planning,” said political analyst Goshven Joshu. “The sudden ascension of Dinroth Phroun to Chief Editor of Shockwave, among other surprise acquisitions, are representative of the encroachment made by the krogan since the war ended”.

I'm sure they have some insidious undercurrent with their business practices. I mean, krogan in charge of media? Unconcievable!

Does this mean Dwick is part of some kind of sinister krogan plot to TAKE OVER THE GALAXY???

Corrected for you.

Were I a betting man, I would hedge that with growing numbers and extended political freedoms, its only natural to see expansion of this sort. And the media is always a very useful tool, when properly applied. After all, why enforce a bloody subjugation, when you can gradually win hearts and minds instead?


It appears the krogan took more cues from the salarians than we realized.

We din't take NOTHING from th's'larians, y'jacked up geriatric. We're finally cured of that goddamned Genophage AND th' rest o'th' galaxy knows our worth now, is what itiz. Ya'll 'bout t'see th'beginnin' of a vast krogan empire that will make your gods tremble in they boots. Th' holo's just th'beginning, you'll see.

We gon' control da READIN' INDUSTRY by da END'A DA CENTURY, TOO

I weep for all languages everywhere.

CRY, WHELP

CRY

MOOOOO HOOO HAH HAH HAW

So, another attempt at a Krogan Empire. Because that worked out so well the last time.

Shrelling lovely.

pffff

if any krogans should be concerned about, it sure as hell aint the ones that reside in citadel space

shit we move fast

Heh. Maybe I should subscribe to one of those magazines, now that they've got someone decent sorting out the articles.

Eh, don't worry about it. I'm sure the salarian government is keeping close tabs on it. I mean, come on, it's just krogan media. What, is it twenty hours of two guys headbutting, followed by a commercial break?

... Did I just invent gay krogan porn?

No, you just repeated a stereotype older than your great-grand-grand-grandmother.

What stereotype? That krogan like gay porn?

OOOOOH, TWO FOR TWO.

By the way. We are also planing take the Asari's place as the exotic dancers of the universe.

^^^^ This so much. YES PLEASE

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Humpback fever apparently

Serious lack of

Why