Kenec!?

Kenec, vhere are you? I know you can read this, so vhy are you so damn hard to find?

..I miss you.

RIGHT HERE

i missed you too

Umm, I apologize for your loss of a family member/mate, but this is Cerberus Daily News, you might be looking for [This CDN] or [This One], both of which would be much more effective at finding a friend or family member you lost track of during the war.

Oh, he's alive, trust me, just a bit....aloof, for lack of a better vord.

Dwick, leave. Now. Before I castrate you. Not in the mood for your bull.

You seem to have some kind of glitch with your omni-tool keys. It's changing your 'w's into 'v's and that makes you look ridiculous. You should get the latest patch.

is dat how you greet'cher love?

i'm heartbroken

how could you all be so cruel to somene looking for somebody?????

I svear I've explained this vonce...I use a voice-to-text program, not physical typing. Only thing is it's a LITERAL translator. Besides, there are some that find the accent charming.

Edit post: Thank you Talleze.

No, there aren't. There are people who pity you for your speech impediment and are being a bit too nice about it.

Edit: Look, I should clarify. I sincerely hope you find whoever you're looking for. I just think you might have better luck if your posts looking for them weren't painful to read. Either change your VTT or start working on your pronunciation.

Why do you sound...German?

Vewwy Chaaming

Ugh.

Fwends, we awe gwadard hewe todway to swee the owagwen of lwuve in twu vewy special qwawians

Because, Sandman, I basically spent my entire Pilgrimmage in Berlin. Und like any tourist, if you stay in a locale long enough, you unintentionally pick up the local accent.

Also, the laugh has been known to drive people crazy In a bad vay.

It's unfortunate that I must break this to you, but Kenec is no longer with us. I saw him go myself, in fact. He died with a smile on his face and three grams of aurora injected directly into his eye-socket. He did not die nobly, but I imagine, in his final moments, he was happy.

You spent several years in a city.

And have the accent for the rest of your life.

How do I put this politely?

Ah, yes, varrenshit.

Sounds affected really.

@Neyla: anytime. I am in your shoes maybe as I too... lost someone and was thinking what you might have thought was a good idea, asking around here, but seeing such reactions make my heart sink a bit.

And don't worry about that accent.

I bet you get a lot of offers to play villains in movies

LIES

i'm standin' right here

WHY D'YOU NOT BELIEVE ME