it was a trap

a thread by OneClassyBloke started on 2187-10-30 21:39:57 last post on 2187-11-01 10:05:58


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OneClassyBloke
lots of rough tough men around here. :D i need a bodyguard to protect me. i can pay in both credits and romantic liaison ;)

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hierarchy_​dad
romantic liaison

pictures or it didn't happen

"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." - George Orwell
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Pariah
Whore.
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Talonz II Mech. Inf.
With XXXII Engies
Um yea. Sure. If you pay in advance, I'll just forward my credit account information to you.

With the passwords and all.
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OneClassyBloke
why are you making fun of me? :( my life is in danger. i dont want your money. i just want to live.

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SNOW VARREN
TELL US MORE OF THESE ROMANTIC LIAISONS.
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OneClassyBloke
one date. no face. no nervestim. if you're creepy it ends early. additional dates at my discretion.

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korwungorik
The kind of bodyguard you'll attract with offers of 'romantic liasons' are not likely to be either trustworthy or competent.
I would recommend you stick with offers of payment and you should start by going to one of the many licenced protection agencies.

The greatest victory is not the defeat of an enemy,
or the eradication of a threat,
but the simple acceptance that everything changes,
and there is nothing you can do to stop that.
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dwik
say when an' where an' I'LL BE DERE


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Urdnot Gokanong
18/q/f romantic liaison ;)

Buckets.

What the hell happened to you guys? 300 years ago you were in a technological golden age, your people were proud and dignified. Then you isolate yourselves for a few centuries and now we have this.
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Talonz II Mech. Inf.
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Hey, if Dwick's bodyguard material then sure as hell I'm too. Maybe you should have try outs.
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Dominance To reign from obscurity has long since ceased to be entertaining.
No, I think we should let Dwick handle this one. Anyone else remember the old board? He clearly has experience on the subject. More importantly, Mr. Gorik. We need to talk sometime. There are debts that require settling.

To manipulate people from the smallest threads of their genetic code to the entire fabric of their place in the universe will not suffer the same fate.
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korwungorik
"Dairo Said"No, I think we should let Dwick handle this one. Anyone else remember the old board? He clearly has experience on the subject. More importantly, Mr. Gorik. We need to talk sometime. There are debts that require settling.

Is that a threat? Because it reads like one.

The greatest victory is not the defeat of an enemy,
or the eradication of a threat,
but the simple acceptance that everything changes,
and there is nothing you can do to stop that.
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OneClassyBloke
korwungorik The kind of bodyguard you'll attract with offers of 'romantic liasons' are not likely to be either trustworthy or competent.
I would recommend you stick with offers of payment and you should start by going to one of the many licenced protection agencies.

i thought of that, but most places won't deal with me because i'm quarian.

and there's another reason i'm asking here instead of elsewhere.

say when an' where an' I'LL BE DERE

Hey, if Dwick's bodyguard material then sure as hell I'm too. Maybe you should have try outs.

i can take two at once. ;P

just one very important question for both of you.

have either of you worked with/fought/had romantic liaison with/tried to kill suri'neyvi?

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dwik
whichever answer gets da romance


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da best shows on holovision
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Mr_​Sandman
have either of you worked with/fought/had romantic liaison with/tried to kill suri'neyvi?
<3

This bodes well.

One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.
-Niccolo Machiavelli
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Terrorbyte
DWICK, FOCUS

IF YOU WANT WHORES I CAN GET YOU SOME FROM THE SECRETARY POOL

NOW STOP PLAYING ON THE EXTRANET AND PAY ATTENTION TO THIS SUPERPOINT PRESENTATION

CFO of DDS and BETTER THAN YOU
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dwik
DIS IS BORING


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Terrorbyte
IT IS MAKING US RICH, IT CAN'T BE BORING

CFO of DDS and BETTER THAN YOU
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Pariah
So which is it?

Deranged fan?
The actual Suri?
Or a split personality?
Other?

Please place your bets everyone.

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