No business like indetured showbusiness

Greetings, just wanted to give a short update on my career since i signed that contract with our charming batarian friend.

Living conditions could be better, currently sharing a small room with a frustrated krogan drummer. Special shock collar only thing that keeps him in check.


On stage however there has been much improvement. Highly specialized performances for a discerning audience. Did an all nude salarian version of the entire Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle in one session (I was siegfried) in front of an equally nude volus audience behind a glass screen of course. One of the most challenging and satisfying performances of my career. Next week we'll do an adaptation of Lizard spear. An epic play about the krogan rebellion that was banned from turian space! Rehersals starts tomorrow! Can't wait!

Tell me there are HV recordings. There must be recordings.

You're a useless waste of fucking skin and I hope you die in a fire, you godawful talentless rimjobbing hack.

I belive there is a downloadable version here. Always nice to please a fan

Nothing special about nude salarians in my opinion. Kinda like watching mannequines.

You are one of the stupidest creatures I have ever seen.

...AmbidextrousAmphibian volunteered to be a Slave!?!?!?!?!?

That's how desperate he is for attention

The only salarian in the universe to volunteer to be treated like property

BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO HIM

How can you tell me this doesn't at least sound awesome? Downloading it now, though I don't have a clue what I'm actually going to see.

hierarchy_dad: Sush now. You deviant bugger

I'm cheered up by the fact that at least some of your kind is open towards great art terrorbyte

so

let me just check that i've got this right

salarian stripper with all the brain power of a mentally challenged vorcha sells self into slavery so that he can perform naked for a bunch of volus?

varrenshit

that's just utter varrenshit

Since when was I a stripper? What I do is ART

FUCK YOOOOOOU

yea that is pretty much it. im not sure what's the deal here. like i mean the first thread was pretty colossally stupid/funny but then like he actually like uhhh sold himself into slavery p much??? idk. now im just watching while i eat popcorn cause i finally found a place that sells imitation corn kernels and im eating this stuff until i die so i might as well be amazed while i do it rir

this guy is joking right?

i mean, heh this is just some pre boot girl with an ot writing out her fantasy fics or some shit right?

YOU SOLD YOURSELF INTO SLAVERY YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU DON'T GET TO DICTATE WHAT THEY DO TO YOU! YOU ARE FUCKING PROPERTY NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING FROG!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

PROPERTY!

again, see link here for full performance.

this guy isn't joking is he?

he's a real salarian

who's an actual stripper

who sold himself into slaver

what. the. fuck

that is seriously the stupidest fucking thing i have ever heard

i have lost braincells just typing that out