NWC - THANKSGIVING EXTRA

NEWS WITH CURR
(the news vorcha)



[Curr] "I AM CURR, THIS THANKSGIVING EXTRA!"

[Curr] "TODAY UNAS CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING! IT A FEAST WHERE THEY EAT PIECE OF TURKEY! EXCEPT NORTH PART OF UNAS WHO SMART START EAT FIRST, GET FIRST CHOICE! TURKEY COUNTRY ON OTHER SIDE OF OCEAN"



[Curr] "EACH YEAR TURKEY GETS SMALLER, MORE WATER APPEARS! THEY START AT HEAD NOW NO HEAD ANYMORE ONLY BLACK SEAS!"



[Curr] "CURR FOLLOW SITUATION! GOODNIGHT, BE STRONG!"

[The Feed Cuts Off]

where is my weed?!

why does this guy never update when i'm high as shit.

Wh-what?

I really shouldn't have this as the only news channel in my OT subscription bar. It slants my view of the world outside the Terminus.

I need a drink.

...London is not in Turkey or the UNAS, right?

...hhahahahaha

That is hilarious. Subscribed.


No Najhil UNAS citizens don't really eat Turkey. They eat turkey.

Turkey:

turkey:

Kind of an ugly Bird.

...Aw, why not. Subscribed.

How is he still alive? Ugh, I'll subscribe...

Also, why is that place named after a bird?

I'd say "takes one to know one" but that's unduly harsh, even by my standards. I apologize unreservedly.

Perhaps the Bird is named after the Place. Which is kind of a mean Thing to do. Unless the Bird is from the Place.

Bloody colonials always eating European landmasses! When will they learn that Earth doesn't revolve around their holidays and that if they want to eat a country they need to choose one on their side of the Atlantic.

Thank you Curr for highlighting this important issue and showing the UNAS's evil!

vents

what're you doin' on earth

This is a very confusing update. I got confused by a vorcha. I may need rest.

I don't know why I keep poking at this.

But...

Since I recall this Curr guy's show being owned by DDS, I assume this is another dispatch of secret information. But the message seems a bit obvious, this time; this is about perceived inequities in the human socio-political structure, isn't it? The erosion of cultural and national identity? The fear of a larger alliance eating away at smaller entities' sense of political independence and management of their own resources? I mean, I usually can't understand these dispatches, but I think this one's transparent. Okay, I think I get it. It's a vorcha, so it has to be dumbed down as part of the cover? Or something?

I'm confused again. I preferred it when this place just scared me. Now it scares and bewilders me.