Horrible Dancing ITT

Because the majority of the topics are currently centering around being alive and remarking why the board is back (ignoring the section of the website that goes into that detail) I thought I would bring up another topic of discussion.



I saw this last evening when I went dancing with a friend.

We laughed.

I have seen many tragedies on the dance floor (turians mostly) but this volus really takes the nutripaste. That looks more like waddling than dancing.

Though I cannot fault him for having a little fun (as hilarious as his attempts are)

HE'S ADORABLE! Ohmygod I just want to pick him up and give him a big hug!

I know they'll buy the rug out from under you, but the volus are just so...they're like a little race of grumpy stuffed animal people and I love them for it.

Why you goin' round ridiculin' the volus? I'm sure you darn suitheads look pretty darn silly to the volus when you try to prance around on them legs that are all wrong.

Because it is a volus


I really don't care.

There are great dancers in every species.

...but there are also horrible ones as well. I remember when I was brought to aid another family's... servants...at a gathering. Dancing became involved, and one of the worst examples I have ever seen happened. All four of his eyes were crossed if I recall correctly...

You clearly haven't seen Allie dance...

There was a reason why I said "one of the worst" and not "the worst."

...Pray tell.

No thanks. Already put my neck on the chopping block enough with that.

Or my bollocks.

Oh, come on! Those people were clearly staring at us because I was brilliant! It had nothing to do with how I accidentally gave that asari a black eye!

And you are so sleeping on the couch tonight for that.

Oh, I remember. Bowled a few people over at the wedding, as I recall.

1) I could give a shit why these forums are back I just saw they were still in my bookmarks but with a shiny new everything that's honestly a lot better than the old forums.

2) Did anyone on CDN actually die during the war?

3) Elcor dancing is worse, because elcor just sway a bit from side to side. It's ridiculous.

That's right, chica. You like what you see?

Of course not. Not in the slightest.

Oh my. I belive I'm gettin' the vapors...

Do you really want a real answer to that question? Yes, we've lost people. Some I won't weep for, but more than a few who certainly didn't deserve it. Stanley Jackson for one.

That is the most adorable thing I ever seen...EVER, the only thing cuter would be a whole bunch of them dancing synchronized!
...I would pay anything for that!

No.

And never call me that again.

Just sayin' there's a lot of not dead folks. Good I guess, but damn. Apparently we're like krogan in terms of not dying.

Especially the krogan.



Oh yeah this proof that even volus can have some sort of groove to them.

I don't know hun, it does quite fit you, I mean you do look awfully like one of em' chicken things the humans are so fond of.