Hello from sunny Parnack

Or the station orbiting it. I like it better up here, far away from the bloody split faces. Yeah it's a real honor and all being assigned to CDEM. But on the other hand... trying to control a race of bull spider shark people who're off their collective nut? Not fun. What kind of fucking gobshite would want to trade with a yahg? Anyway hello hello nice to meet you and all that.

Keeping watch after the sharkmouths, huh?

Best of luck, you're going to need it.

Sucks to be you, girl. Sorry bout your job and all, but, better you than me.

Here's hoping you have easy access to plenty of grenades.

Grenades and very large shotguns. You can reason with just about anything given enough firepower. Yahg are fucking scary though. Should just nuke their space centers and be done with it. Or the whole bloody planet. That works too.

I'm sure after some persuasion, the Yahg can.... you know, I can't even really type this out without sounding like an idiot.

[here] is a link to a really addictive game. Have fun!

Sucille...keep being yourself.

Welp something to do when I'm not whipping my boys into shape or running away in pants shitting terror from ten foot splitfaces.

Don't plan on changing anytime soon, Flower. By the way, the tattoos look nice.

Flower! Sucille! Hi! Najhil is so glad that Flower and Sucille survived! ^v^

Survived and now doing service for the Hierarchy Najhil. Couldn't be better.

I can't believe the Council is actually allowing these brutes to enter civilized society. Integrating them into galactic society with "socialization specialists" will not help. If they want the Yahg to be able to interact properly with the other races, they should bomb Parnack back into the stone age, and send in operatives to make sure the new culture they develop is less barbaric.

Hi Najhil-bot 9000! Err... Najhil! Yeah, not everyone in my family made it through the war, but I have a big family so that's mostly okay.

Preaching to the choir pal. This whole thing is bloody disaster waiting to happen.

Eh, so long as they blow up any warship the yahg build, I think we'll manage.

Krogan are who we going to have to keep in check in the near future.

i still steadfastly refuse to believe one of those fucking monsters was apparently registered here way back when and used the site as a goddamn dating tool.

or that some people were actually interested, for christ's sake.

Yahg are the ones who look like smashed Bental bugs, right?

Oh for fuck's sake, thanks for reminding me. Now I need to go drink that off my memory.

Go cry to your mama, for frack sake he was at least better then the clown.

...I'm going to assume that was a very bad joke.

Regardless, best of luck, my dear. Yahg are probably the worst sort of guard duty you can get. But on the plus side, it'll look damn impressive on a resume.

Well given that we did just stop the Reapers that's kind of killed the Yahg's chance to build a civilization on our ashes. It seems a bit unsporting to bomb them after we've already stolen their easiest method of ruling the galaxy.