DDS is NOW HIRING!

Have you ever been in showbiz but never had the time? Have a sketch you want to see in the Short Hour? Want to get your ad for Trevais Moxie Chow where it’ll really get some exposure? Then send YOUR show, sketch or advertisement to the Dwick Dwickcast Syndykyt Wryting Cryw! Should your material’s writing pass 187’s careful eye and Phobia’s meat cleavers, YOUR show can appear (FULLY CREDITED) on the OFFICIAL DDS CHANNEL!

Some Guidelines:

• All DDS programming must follow CDN site rules. That means: No material expressly using canon characters, no 20-21st-Century namedrops, no XXX Pastebin pr0n (you sick cretin, you). IMPERSONATIONS of FAMOUS canon characters are allowed (so long as they do not reflect noncanonized Shepard decisions).


• DDS submissions should also not be vehicles for character RP. It should be able to stand on its own merits, much like articles for the Presslink News Aggregator should.


• So long as they adhere to the above, DDS submissions may be of any genre, be it comedy, horror, drama, quiz show, etc. Our only requirement is that it be original and unique.


• All DDS programming is subject to the purview of Jorgal Dwick, Terrorbyte and the TLE Crew, and may be turned down at any time for any reason. Rejected DDS programming may be revised and resubmitted. Terrible DDS programming will be mocked and launched into the sun.


• Please note that DDS is NOT a CDN newsfeed. While it is maintained by several moderators, it is simply a fun side project that they are working on and should not be considered canon. This is a project to amuse ourselves, not to make the ME universe a better place.

If interested, please contact DDS (Infrastruct on the old forums) for submission!

So, does this mean we make our own DDS stuff and submit it to the proper board, or do we send them to you and you post them?

You write. You send to us. We post.

Please reread the submission guidelines if you are confused in any way whatsoever.

Non-Staff Credits for THE SHORT HOUR S1E3
"the use of irony to mock or convey contempt"

Oarlack, M.D. Promotional Ad - By Max_The_Maverick
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! With Tazus Alron - By Max_The_Maverick

Non-Staff Credits for BLUE SUN RISING S1E1
"Pilot"

All the goddamn text - K_O
Images - Epher

I have something, but I'm confused as to how to send it to you...

Do you have an old forum account? If so, best way to do so is to PM it to Putnam, as it's the only old-forum account I really keep track of anymore.

If not, let Harrad know at this thread and he'll hopefully get you one quickly - but in the meantime, try to catch me on chat. There's a good chance I'll be unresponsive (having a 7-to-4 job does that to you), but if you PM me a link to a googledoc with your material, I'll definitely take a look through when I get back.

Alternatively, PM Aphin ("Stormbringer" on the old forums, "Aphin" on chat) and he'll probably be able to do so too.

Still nothing back, and chat won't work for me. Have a Plan Bravo?

Strike that...You have it now!

Aaand received. Sorry it's taking so long - but between work and writing up my own DDS piece, I'm trying to space it out. I'll probably take a look at it tonight, thought!