THIS IS A WARNING TO YOU ALL

Now I dunno if yer the real deal or wannabes or whatever since the place's full of "how do you do" threads and nothing about experimenting on refugees, I gotta message for you all.

TERRORIST SCUM, STAY AWAY FROM TUCHANKA!

You others your credits are welcome here. North Kelphic Valley welcomes your business an' tourism and Tuchanka's Finest will keep the order while you're around. Hell, it'll keep the order when you're gone too!

Greetings, lawman! This one has followed the news from Tuchanka with interest, and is pleased that the krogan people have found a coherent voice arguing for greater integration with Citadel Space. This one extends pleasantries to the other, along with congratulations. May your waters be clear and rich.

This one reassures the other that Cerberus Daily News is very open to representation from the Many Voices. Indeed, this one was intrigued by CDN precisely due to the apparent disagreement between its accessibility (and frankly startling disregard for established structure!) and the undercurrent of exclusivity suggested by associaton with the monopolizing Cerberus. Layers of meaning are to be found here, and not all are easily observable. The other can apparently be reassured that CDN is not an outgrowth of the Cerberus reef in any meaningful sense. This one is somewhat confused by this, but notes with some satisfaction that these ones inhabit a confusing universe!

This one notes your claim to be the law. This one is uncertain if krogan can embody the law and not merely set or defend its boundaries, but is intrigued by the idea. This one hopes the other does not forget its face, lest its soul be exposed unduly.

A krogan who's trying to uphold a law code? That's adorable!

I'm not sure if someone forgot to tell you but Tuchanka had already been bombed into oblivion (mostly by Krogans themselves). There isn't anything left for terrorists to blow up on your planet.

Actually, krogan lawmen are to be respected. Considering they tend to get into and win brawls more often...

You can laugh all you want turian, but Tuchanka will be made into the paradise it was when my ancestors lived and you won't be there to see it. Because you're dead of old age.

For the human female, I don't brawl on duty! I ARREST PEOPLE FOR BREAKING THE LAW!

What I meant was that the arrests tend to get very physical and require the suspects to be put in their place.

And that you win a lot of off duty brawls.

To the human, lawmen are not to respected because they're tough or can beat you (regardless of what certain species might think ). They are to be respected to the extent that they uphold the ideals of justice. Let's just say I'm taking a wait-and-see approach as to whether the krogan meet the latter condition.

To the krogan-who-thinks-he-knows-what-law-enforcement-is, would you like to remind me what happened the last time Tuchanka was a paradise? If I remember right wasn't there a bit of a problem with overpopulation and something about a nuclear holocaust?

OK, OK, I'll be honest you all did good work on Palaven and your Wrex leader doesn't seem too terrible, but one good fight and a decent leader does not a civilization make. Don't get too full of yourselves yet.

Well, from one fellow law enforcement officer to the other, I wish you and your people the best of luck.

I spent over a year on Tuchanka, excuse me for judging krogan by krogan standards.

Good luck out there. I've had to deal with my fair share of terrorists, and I'll tell you, the worst are the ones who decide to go suicide bombing of their own volition.

I guess it takes an impressive sort to enforce the law on Tuchanka. Good luck, officer.

Trying to police a planet of krogan...

I don't envy you.

Krogan police officer?

...I'd put a proposal to the Executor about recruiting, but I know I'd get shot down.

Any idea how handy it would be to have officers who can regenerate? Or can actually tank a few dozen rounds during some of the more heated cases?

Well met, officer. Glad to see civilian law enforcement on Tuchanka.

IN ADDITION TO MY EARLIER WARNING

Consorting with criminal elements or aiding them here will be punished severely. Trafficking narcotics only gets you shot!

Fuck tha police.

Hell, I'd go for laughs just to see how its going. I can defend myself and I've heard there are some interesting ruins there. But I don't know if I want to feel like I have a target painted on my back. Turians on Tuchanka haven't exactly been welcome.