DON'T USE SPARTAN CONDOMS!

Okay, keeping this as short as possible: so SPARTANs are semi-well known human-only condoms, used by many people… including me. What you might not know is that about six months ago PerioMed the original owners and manufacturers sold the firm to Sun Rise Investment Group.

Sun Rise Investment Group (SRIG) is a well known investment vehicle for multiple political groups (pro-human expansion,) to indirectly invest into companies they see as furthering their political goals.

So what has this to-do with anything? Well SRIG, apparently fiddled with the condoms, if you look at the small print on the new packaging you will notice that it explicitly says that the condom uses nano-fibers to prevent disease transmission. But it says nothing about being impermeable. Meaning in other words that SPARTANs while still good at preventing most STD transmissions are no-longer functional as a valid way to prevent conceptions.

You Have Been Warned!


Side Advisory: Never reckon on just one form of contraception always use a combination of multiple methods. Man I would be in so much trouble right now if I did not practice what I preach.

Had a scare now, didn't we, Mr. Lowell?

See? You always read the fine print. Someone's always trying to screw you over these days. Heh, pun intended.

I knew it the second I decided to write it that this conversation would turn into talk about my potential accidents. You lot are getting predictable.

Hey. Ain't our fault you've got a reputation. You dig the hole, you lie in it.

Over and over and over again, apparently.

So, accidents ..happen? I guess?

Now that seems a touch unfair. I don't doubt that Mr. Lowell has slept with some women, or indeed men that are, shall we say, "loose in more ways than one"? I find it incredibly hard to believe that there's ever been one so loose that you can lay inside it.

I now expect for him to post again proving me wrong.

I could tell stories Mano'har, but if I did I would be banned from the site.

We all have stories that would get us banned from this forum.
I know I most certainly do!

Here's hoping some enterprising amateur does a study on Spartans and their effect on contraception between a variety of species.

Especially complete with graphs and pictures of the apparatuses used, while still managing to keep it safe-for-work.

Didn't know you guys were having a problem with that stuff. Hierarchy's been very, uh, insistent about us...

bringing the population up is the tactful way to say it. Boning like levari is probably the more accurate way to say it.

SRIG is usually smarter than that. While I am not an investor myself, I am more or less acquainted with a number of their members. Several of them will be quite disappointed in such a blatant and thoughtless course of action. Earth is still unable to handle its current population; more pregnancies will not do anything to help.

On Earth we're mostly counting on sperm or eggs suppressing injections. They're cheap as hell and last you years if you renew them.
The condom use is mostly about STDs now.

For fucks sake Mrs Rondor, we have bigger problems than some SATAE paperpusher's sexual deviancy issues.

There is always time for contraception and protection awareness Mr Snow.

Who the heck relies on condoms for contraception? They're for like, casual partners and who the heck trusts casual partners?

Hooray for implants!