Looking for recommendations on where to hire a good 'working girl'

Yeah yeah I'm sad blah blah, I don't want to hear it. I just want some recommendations on where to hire a reasonably intelligent working girl for a couple of hours. By reasonably intelligent I mean she needs to be able to hold up her end of a conversation for longer than twenty minutes, preferably with more than nodding and smiling. Anyone know where I can find such a person?

You're on the Citadel, yes? I can't make a specific recommendation (haven't been there since pre-war) but you should really take a look at the list of accredited clubs, agencies, and independent escorts maintained by the Sapphire Alliance. They're the Citadel's leading advocacy group for the sex industry, and at the forefront of dealing directly with Citadel administration regarding laws and standards governing the industry. Any person or establishment with SA accreditation is fully legal, and complies to rigorous health and safety standards. The only 'downside' - some people see it as such - is that, for legal and security reasons, anonymous bookings are impossible, but privacy is upheld stringently (plus you just posted on a public forum, so I'm guessing that's not something you're irrationally paranoid about).

Can't say where to look for good conversation, short of browsing client endorsements (most escorts maintain their own extranet presences, if they're not affiliated with an agency that does it for them), but I'd say if you choose from a reputable SA-listed agency (which removes the potential for escorts doing it to support addictions or the like, for obvious safety reasons), you'll find someone who'll welcome the personal interaction, and respond in kind. In a lot of cases you'll be able to have short chats with available escorts, whether on site or via comms, before committing to a booking, and that's a good way to get a feeling for who might be the kind of person you'll enjoy more conversation with.

I guess I'm looking for someone more like the Consort than your standard escort. The sex would just be a bonus assuming it happens at all.

Bartenders are renowned for their ability to stand by and hold conversations with their clients, no matter how long, circuitous, and demeaning the topic is. Assuming I can trust human vids to be somewhat realistic, many of them flirt for extra tips, giving the illusion that their clients will be "getting some" if they keep droning on long enough which, judging by your posts, is close enough to satisfy you.

So my question to you is: how sad is that out of all the members of this message board, you're the only one incapable of getting drunk at a bar?

I would like to pass on a message from my associates:

"Fuck, don't get this guy all maudlin and set him on us, we have a whole bar full of customers to serve, nobody likes that one guy who acts like we're his best friend, shaman and shrink all at once...."

So I'd advise your first plan. Hire a girl. Treat her nicely. Tip her well.

Bartenders don't actually do that dipshit. They serve drinks and then they move on. Not to mention I'm not going to stop going to my favorite bar just because I needed conversation. The whole point of the exercise is that I can say whatever I want then never have to see her again.

That's actually a lot more common than you'd think (not the Consort herself, She is of course one of a kind, but the general idea). We did a quick ask-around in the common room at Apricity a while ago and arrived at the same sort of figure you generally hear in most markets: roughly 20% of 'full service' bookings are primarily or exclusively devoted to conversation, with sexual activity being essentially at the escort's discretion. Believe it or not, on Omega - at least this was the case when I was there, I don't imagine it'll have changed that much - it was more like 40%.

It's not just the 'high price escort' stereotype either, with things like dinner and parties and general socialising being part of the deal. A lot of clubs and such where the expectation is that clients go there for one thing only, you still get a lot of people who - even if they don't go in with it in mind - find the conversation a lot more rewarding than the physical side of things.

Don't discount the fact that it could just be you.


Given that you're online asking for escort services, "talking to someone and then never seeing them again" must be a familiar experience. Why you'd want to pay for it is beyond me.

Ms One Bored Tech, I urge you not to take it as an insult, but it sounds to me that you need psychological counsel. And no you don't need to be crazy to see a psy, I've been seeing one for a few years by holo (interrupted by the reaper war obviously) and it did me a world of good.

(Edited for grammar, Thank you Gremlin)

You mean 'did me a world of good', don'tcha?

As I said the whole point of hiring a prostitue is that I don't need to see her again. Shrinks are more expensive and tend to expect you to show up more than once.

There are specific websites for this. Why you would want to ask CDN is beyond me, aside from perhaps satisfying the needs of a fetish for being humiliated.

BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA

Oh man, this just made my day. I'm forwarding this thread to everyone I know in the Undernet. Title? "HELP ME HOW DO I PROSTITUTE"

... actually, that could be one hell of a reality show idea.

Be an incredibly rich high-caste batarian. Normally works for me.

Well, most don't. Some do :p

Oh the horror. Please don't. I should give a shit why? Nobody on this forum knows who I am nor what I look like, not to mention I'm not posting from my terminal. Anonymity is a wonderful thing.

Also, you need to learn reading comprehension. I know it must be really difficult when you're so small and so much of your body mass is fat but there is actually a difference between the phrases; "How do I," and "Can you recommend." You might try picking up a book if you're big enough to lift one. Or you could pay your krogan pal to pick it up for you, but he'd probably eat it.

Sorry, couldn't hear you over the fact that

YOU ARE ASKING FOR ADVICE ON PROSTITUTES FROM THE EXTRANET LIKE SOME HORMONALLY CHALLENGED TEENAGE PODLING

You can get into the flaming game all you want, dude, but considering you started this thread with the above topic, you've already lost.

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the fact that

YOU BUILD DILDOS OUT OF CREDIT CHITS LIKE HORMONALLY CHALLENGED COMPUTER NERD WITH AN ANAL FETISH.

You really are bad at this.

I know, right? It's like all she can do is just turn someone's insult back against them. You could easily point out TB's weird need to wear sunglasses over his optics and how he's an ironic hipster douche insufferable prick but just turning his own sick burns against him is just lazy.