I have been asked to relay a message.
a thread by Aimless Drifter started on 2187-10-24 16:17:18 last post on 2187-10-24 17:48:52
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 Aimless Drifter SEBASTIAN LANGSTON. EX-ALLIANCE ENGINEER. STATE YOUR PRICE. |
["Hello, members of Cerberus Daily News! This is Emily, Mr. Langston's assistant."]
["Mr. Langston has asked me to send this message to a number of different sites, this board included."] ["He would do this activity himself, but he is currently in the process of, as he calls it, "hunting down the piece of shit fucker."] ["Though he has not properly explained to me why he is attempting to track down this specific person, he has already said that the person in question had somehow "Turned off his planet's defenses."] ["Apparently, an unknown party had somehow gotten access to said planet and switched off the anti-asteroid satellite defense system, knowing that the star system the planet was in was currently suffering multiple asteroid storms."] ["He claims it was sabotage. He claims that it was likely "That fucking turian from the fucking forum, if the prick's still alive."] ["He is now in the process to tracking down any leads on the culprit. He's currently spouting profanities in the other room."] ["It also appears that the asari preacher from the "Followers of the Behemoths" has arrived at an inappropriate time. Mr. Langston appears to have knocked her out. He's assuring me she's fine. He's now asking if I could help him dispose of the body."] ["Thank you all for taking the time to check this message, I'm sure Mr. Langston will come back soon when he finds a lead!"] [MESSAGE END] |
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He's talking about his Terraforming game. Though I'm not sure if "talking about the Terraforming game" is code for something else.
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