Crazy Omegan Shit
a thread by Avulsion started on 2189-03-09 21:29:09 last post on 2189-03-20 04:22:02
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 Avulsion |
 ...and he was fine! |
 Hawt Dawg Awooooo! |
Can't see shit here son. Better fix that link
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Avulsion |
Does it show up now? It always looked fine on my end...
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 Sundowner77 Caught between heaven and hell On the long road home tonight |
Kid, I believe it. Every once in a while some bastard is luckier'n they have any right to be, and they walk away from something that would've incapacitated or killed a regular guy.
If you're religious like me, you say the survivor's got a calling. But I've a rendezvous with Death At midnight in some flaming town, When Spring trips north again this year, And I to my pledged word am true, I shall not fail that rendezvous. (Alan Seeger) |
 Vigilance Ever vigilant, for they are watching. |
Pretty deep wound. Let me guess, he lost the eye?
C-Sec mail [here], personal [here], FEMES [here]. Is that all? Can I go? |
 BOSS who cares |
That's why you don't run with sharp, pointy things you stupid assholes. You'll put an eye out you stupid shitheads.
Also a spikebutt'll post your picture on the extranet |
 Taleeze Collector of Harborlights |
Did that chicken fight back?
That's why I only use omni-cutter in my kitchen. Their self-protect system would have prevented that. 
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Omni-cutter is the kitchen aid of the 23rd century! A small handle (comes ergonomically formed for three or five fingers) with a deployable omni blade! Always sharp and always hygienic! One handle, lots of blades! Saves you storage space (and reduces potential injury risks). Cuts fish, meat and vegetables and even sturdy turian lamounzy woods! Literally everything but not your finger (omni-cutters use selfprotect ™) Get rid of your old and rusty knifes and get an omni-cutter! One tool to cut it all! |
 Tater_Tots |
Fine before or after you took the picture? I've seen humans walk off really stupid shit and it just makes no sense. Sometimes they'll break every other bone they have or something and not even realize it, but sometimes they just stub a toe and start howling.
I'll bet he just walked right in with a knife through his eye like it wasn't even there. |
 Pariah |
So does your father know you are posting something that is probably violating a patients confidentially?
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 Sugar |
Tater_Tots wrote:I'll bet he just walked right in with a knife through his eye like it wasn't even there.
that's Omega, sweety. probably he was high on some of that new shit we keep hearing about and didn't feel a thing, the doc could save the anesthesia too in that case. win-win Omega style.  |
 Neila_Soree |
I wonder if they were on something to where they didn't even feel it. I don't know how I'd manage. Probably wouldn't.
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Pfft. That's nothing. Back in 2088, while on a job on Omega, I saw a turian get biotically backhanded by an asari dancer for getting too friendly. Hit him so hard, he was tossed across the room and through a light display. Got impaled by the glass in maybe 50 places, one of which was as long as my arm and was through his abdomen, but he stood up and walked away with only a limp and a long trail of blood.
That turian must've had a sack of steel on him. Or maybe he was high on hallex, which would explain why he was groping the dancers. |
 Isadore |
Pffff, please.
a couple centuries ago the ship I was pirating on got he pretty hard and knocked shit loose, I got a six inch thermal pipe through the gut and out my back. Broke the bastard off the bracket and took a walk down to the bar for a drink Wenn ich dir sagte dass ich dich liebte, wurdest du dasselbe sagen? |
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karadag13 Click here to purchase my Dolan Wiadril Award-nominated novel Old Skelack! |
Isadore wrote:Pffff, please.
a couple centuries ago the ship I was pirating on got he pretty hard and knocked shit loose, I got a six inch thermal pipe through the gut and out my back. Broke the bastard off the bracket and took a walk down to the bar for a drink That's easy for you to brag about. You're a biotic, right? You could just levitate it out of you. |
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Avulsion |
Uh, I think the KROGAN REGENERATION is the key fact there.
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BOSS who cares |
Avulsion wrote:Uh, I think the KROGAN REGENERATION is the key fact there.
It counts you little asshole don't try to back out of it. |
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Avulsion |
It does not count.
It's like Geth bragging about the time they survived vacuum, or drell bragging that they remembered something, or Salarians going on about how rational they remain in the presence of naked asari. No points! |
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BOSS who cares |
Avulsion wrote:It does not count.
It's like Geth bragging about the time they survived vacuum, or drell bragging that they remembered something, or Salarians going on about how rational they remain in the presence of naked asari. No points! Oh so it doesn't count because I'm fucking better at it than you, huh? Is that it? You think because I can survive getting shot a shit load of times and knocked off a building that it doesn't fucking count? I'm excluded is that what you're fucking saying? How about I just come over to your shitty clinic and wreck up the fucking joint? Would it count then? aaaaah I'm just fucking with you dumbass lol! |
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Avulsion |
It doesn't count because it's not the slightest bit surprising? Everyone knows that even Krogan whelps can bounce back from that kind of punishment?
Look at me I am exchanging oxygen and carbon dioxide like a mofo! |
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BOSS who cares |
...You calling me a whelp, shithead?
Take it back. |