What the fuckin' fuck? How'd THIS thing survive?

Not that I'm complainin', mind! Glad to see my best form of income walked through the fire and flame like a badass. SO! WHo needs someone dead?

I'm just as confused as you are. Here I am thinking Cerberus somehow survived. Who knows?

Fuck if I know. And good to see that you're still around.

Well, this is certainly the Cerberus Daily News I used to know.

Doubt it. Probably some pretenders or something.

I sincerely hope not.
Let old wounds close.

Wow.... I don't even have words for this occasion... Uh... Hello again friends?

Well this is a surprise.

Let me just say Cerberus in no way survived.

Ideas have the habit of sticking around.
Cerberus or not, I am more worried about folks like Sovereign Nation. Now that is an entirly new degree of denying reality.

Does nobody actually look into things these days? Says right on the About page that some guy named Grenoh got his hands on some old cerby servers. So no, you can probably stop worrying about Cerbie subliminal mind control. Selling your info to a marketing database is probably still on the table though.

Weren't there reports of all the Cerberus members getting fried just like husks when the Crucible fired? So seeing you here is just as big a surprise.

Unless it's some joker. In which case, hi, prankster!

Even if this is a joke, I find it to be in rather poor taste.

Najhil agrees with o Cymru