For the Newbies

This goes out to all you new people out there, who stumbled upon this site, perhaps hearing the legends of the old one, or for some god forbiden reason thought "You know you makes great, unbiased post war news? Cerberus!".
So, Write a little about yourself here, and Welcome to the extranet. We can be newbies together!

Greetings! This one is pleased to make the other's acquaintance, and is most eager to begin its exploration of the wider galaxy. May the other's water be clear and rich.

To answer the other's questions, this one discovered the CDN forums while searching for suitable extranet starting points in its quest for insight and illumination. Commentary from many species in the effort for understanding the changed galaxy offers much opportunity for learning! That so many spoken truths could be found on a site with an undercurrent of monopolized conversation intrigued this one no end. These ones' vessel is unlikely to reach the Citadel until relay traffic is cleared, so in the mean time this one hopes to make itself known around here.

Fair enough. The exchange of culture also brought me here for similar reasons. I've meet, what, about seven aliens in my entire life. Time I started living. Welcome.

My sister told me that some fucked up/awesome/cool/mind boggling stuff happens here. I am so totally down with that.

Well I'm not entirely a newbie, I registered on the previous site and got time to post a little, but then we got cut off.
So yeah, I'm pretty much a newbie.

Polite Greeting: Hello. I am also a "newbie"

Amused thought: Every language seems to have a similar colloquialism for newcomers like that. Shortened, and rhymes with a randome body part.

Welcome both of you. You posted in those News Update didn't you four eyes? BTW, you're a monster. Hello Zaitahn. Welcome.