Well, this is a PLEASANT surprise!

I hope that most of you remember me. The ones that aren't DEAD, that is, sucks for them.

ANYWAYS, I think it's come to my attention that I've remained too distant with this place. I've always had a GREAT time around here, even if everyone CONSTANTLY MISSED THE POINT OF EVERYTHING I SAID. Was it TOO HARD to grasp what I was talking about? I bring out some AMAZING contraptions and all of you simply LAUGHED.

Well guess what, SEBASTIAN'S BACK IN BUSINESS!

I can ENSURE you all that my engineering has only gotten better - EFFICIENT. AMAZING. FUNCTIONAL. NOT ALLIANCE TECH.

My current prices for any sort of engineering work start at 1,000 creds and just keep going HIGHER. I ensure you that my work is of the HIGHEST QUALITY.

Did I miss anything else? Oh right, Emily's still alive, almost forgot to mention that.

Still, it's GOOD to be BACK!

I think you need to fix the capitalization function on your omni tool.

Oh, HAW HAW HAW.

Good to know the general attitude of this place hasn't changed a bit.

have you married and or mated with emily yet?

because you two perfect together.

so does emily know you were in love with a mannequin before her?

^ daaaaaammmmmnnnnn.

As beautiful and charming as my assistant is, VORCHA, she has never returned any affection towards me. HELL, I've been growing FACIAL HAIR. LADIES DIG FACIAL HAIR.

Except Emily, apparently.

Actually, let me go get her on now...

[VOICE COMMUNICATION ONLINE]

"HEY, EMILY!"

"I'm busy right now, Mr. Langston."

"Some old friends wanna say hello!"

"I'm in the middle of repairing this Minor Volton Generator. It's highly unstable and if I take my attention away from it it could explode.

"Come on, Emily! Just say hello!"

"Another time."

[VOICE COMMUNICATION OFFLINE]

She's always like this. I think she's just being self-centered.

Honestly, some people.

Oh, and before more people ask...

No, I was NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH ANYTHING INANIMATE. STOP SPREADING THESE RETARDED RUMORS, DAMNIT.

Did the sexbot call you "Mr Langston" too?

Oh you survived. Awesome.

So what kind of monstrosities have you been cooking up? Broken any ethical standards lately?

Oh and if you're having woman problems I should let you know that while facial hair helps, it's often not enough. Have you tried to woo your interest with music? Or better yet not be totally insane?

Good to know YOU still see me as a FREAK.

But no worries, amigo. I'll let you off the hook JUST this once.

How unfortunate.

Now what do youse have agains' the noble pursuit od sci-ehn-tific knowledge eh? We could use more bright spots like him that ain't locked down by no alliance oversight.

AMEN, SISTER!

If there's one thing I won't be needing, it'll be Alliance intervention!

I'm not gonna let those DICTATOR SUITS hold me down!

I doubt they care.

...Wait, your seriously [DECENCY REDACTION] a sexbot?

No. I have not, and never will, be romantically interested with such a thing.

NOW CEASE ASKING, maybe it was funny the FIRST time, but you people just run this SHIT INTO THE GROUND.

You again. Marvellous. Just go and kiss the sexbot somewhere off the site, please, we have enough crazy waiting in the wings as it is.

Yeah, whatever.

I see that thing in even close proximity and its getting shot, you got me?