Cloaca margarine

I have come across commercials for this hideous product already 27 times on the lower wards and I don't know (nor am sure if I want to know) who it is targeted at. Which one of you is willing to admit they are degenerates who eat margarine made from free-range varren cloacas?

I'm waiting.

You're shitting me.

That's got to be some sort of joke. I mean, even the name has me wanting to grab some gizzard stones. It does the opposite of make me hungry. Maybe it's like how kids' candy has all sorts of crazy names, like Orbital Strikez and Pyjak Blud (I grew up on Pyjak Blud). At least, I'm hoping that's the case.

Either way, knowing our moderator team, I'm sure we'll start seeing ads for it soon.

Gross.

No I think this is probably one of those situations where it is indeed true. Because most sane businesses wouldn't market an ingredient that's so fucking gross right on the can!!!


This brings back memories, memories of little me thinking this made out of real pyjak blood and freaking out about it

Battis says this sounds like the kinda thing you buy not to eat, but to dare your buddies to eat. Or to slip in your enemies' food.

I told him that if he brings any in here his omnitool is going to play non stop gay porn for the better part of a year.

Is margarine some kind of drink?

Naw, dat's da varren.

It's a type of fornication.

that just stupid!

proper term is tallow.

margarine is made from plant oils.

srsly, that's gotta be local. fits you fansy-pansy citadel folk if its all organic.

I'm sure you and your asari know all about "artificial".

yeah, and fake, don't forget that.
the only 'organic' thing is the credits.

i'm sure you know everything about cloakas.

...Really?

When was the last time you bought food?

Stick to killing things

oh, pardon me for not using the same ingredients you do

I may not use beef when I cook, but I still know what it is :|

Well. Each species has it's own peculiar-seeming tastes I suppose. No need to be shocked!
After all we have Fermented Crovax Blood Sauce. Which seems quite disgusting to humans and asari for some reason. Especially the asari.

And some human cultures have these... these sea leaves of some sort. Turians aren't all that partial to eating raw, mostly unprocessed land vegetation. Much less sea dwelling... leaves. Well I find that quite disgusting myself!

Now I've never heard of this product but I wouldn't be surprised if this was some sort of another species' delicacy.

Yeah, but that's just fermented crovax blood. Well, it is if you're super traditional about it, anyway.

Just think about this stuff, though. Cloaca Margarine.

And what species treats that as a delicacy? Nobody's saying!

What's so weird about this again

This one.

And probably krogan too