There is a pack of hobos outside my apartment
a thread by ~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ started on 2188-09-01 21:50:06 last post on 2188-09-06 20:48:49
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 ~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching  |
Four of them. Just loitering there in front of the apartment.
I don't trust them at all. How can I get rid of them? Is there like a hobo spray or something? |
 VigilantVanguard  |
Count your fortunes that you have walls and a ceiling above your head and don't judge others, maybe? That might get them to go away out of shock. Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
 Hammerhead |
Mention the Mothman. That seems to get worthless hobos up in a hurry.
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Burnout |
Tell them that guy across the street is a Volanti spy.
If that guy that posts here says anything it'll probably work. |
 Mekan of Omega |
You got an omnitool with any combat apps?
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~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching |
Hammerhead wrote:Mention the Mothman. That seems to get worthless hobos up in a hurry.
Unless Job is literally every hobo on Omega that probably isn't going to work. There isn't even a human among them. It's like, two turians, a batarian and a drell of all things. Mekan of Omega wrote:You got an omnitool with any combat apps?
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Mekan of Omega |
OK, I'll take that as a yes.
Set 'Overload' to non-lethal. You know what to do. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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Hammerhead |
You know. You could also just, shoot.
Them. AT them, AROUND them, in the air nowhere near them.... Doesn't really matter, I bet they'd be moving. Titan Corporation, Myrmidon Security Services |
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VigilantVanguard |
Because shooting at people who are just gathered in a public area in order to frighten them is a completely fucking sane thing for you to do. Just ignore them. Are they bothering you? Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
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VigilantVanguard |
Because shooting at people who are just gathered in a public area in order to frighten them is a completely fucking sane thing for you to do. Just ignore them. Are they bothering you? Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
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~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching |
Yeah because the one thing I want to do is piss off a bunch of hobos who will probably come back with bigger numbers.
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TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES. |
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 Mr_Sandman |
TheDoctorIsIn wrote:shoot to kill Somewhere a Public Relations specialist just had an aneurysm. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves. -Niccolo Machiavelli |
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Hammerhead |
They're fuckin' hobos! I don't think you have to be afraid of them coming back en masse to beat you to death with sticks and rocks.
Titan Corporation, Myrmidon Security Services |
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TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES. |
Mr_Sandman wrote:
TheDoctorIsIn wrote:Whatever you do, don't shoot to kill Somewhere a Public Relations specialist just had an aneurysm.Why? Call FEMES today! We cut your legs off so you don't have to! Sign up today and we'll give you High-Threat Response coverage at half-price! |
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Hammerhead |
Clever save there, Discharge.
Titan Corporation, Myrmidon Security Services |
 BOSS who cares |
shitscales69 wrote:Is there like a hobo spray or something?
 Napalm |
 WavesHaveBroken This one is unsure what to place here. Greetings! |
Perhaps the other should engage them in conversation? The opportunities for illumination are many, given the diversity of the group in question!
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WavesHaveBroken wrote:Perhaps the other should engage them in conversation? The opportunities for illumination are many, given the diversity of the group in question!
Oh, fucking Pillars no. If you start talking to them, they'll never leave you alone, and whatever you do, ONLY give them money if they actually look like they'll spend it on shit like food or a place to sleep; if they give off the impression of being drugged outta their fuckin' minds, DO NOT GIVE THEM CREDITS. Seriously, if they're bugging you, go zap 'em with a non-lethal shock from yer 'tool. If they're not, then just hope they go away. Blare some loud music or something. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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Hammerhead |
WavesHaveBroken wrote: The opportunities for illumination are many, given the diversity of the group in question!
The good Doctor's suggestion would certainly illuminate a few of them I'm sure. Titan Corporation, Myrmidon Security Services |