So, what have I missed?

Hello CDN, how are you all?

I realise I’ve not posted here in… quite some time. When they reopened the relay to Tuchanka I decided I needed to visit my home and see how my clan were doing.

Long story short I ended up staying. First I was just helping out with some border disputes, but after those were settled I realised how much I’d missed this place.

So here I am; out in the middle of the Kalynd Badlands in an old ruin on top of a mesa. There’s no one else around for miles, which suits me fine. I’ve got a pile of books, a rincol still and my varren Shank for company. Every now and then I trek down to the nearest village when I need more food. I think they think I’m half mad. Crazy old Warlord Korwun, living on a mountain.

But lately I’ve been tiring of the hermit lifestyle, so I thought I’d see what’s going on in the wider galaxy. Turns out my omnitool can still reach the extranet from here.

So… what have I missed?

Well then, welcome back. I do think I remember your face from a long time ago.

Would that be so wrong?

speaking of hermit, I had to think about this newsbit not too long ago [link]

What else you have missed from a galactic perspective can be a lot or very little, that really depends on your interests. A lot of relays have been opening up again, only recently into the Traverse for example. Just in case if you want to travel.

Probably the most interesting newspiece as of late was the rachni coming out of hiding and saying hello to the wider galaxy in their very unique way. They have announced an alliance with the geth, much to the surprise (or not) of eveyrone, including and especially the quarians. But nobody got hurt badly and there's no open hostilities, just Ninmah being claimed as their sovereign territory.

If you want a list of holo-movies that premiered in the last six months, you can look here, for the current C-space top 100 charts here.

Hey, Gorik! It's been a while. I'm glad to see that you're back. What have you missed?

- Quite a few people have stopped posting, through either death, lack of interest, or re-evaluation and realization it's CDN.

- The Geth and Rachni are back and are buddy-buddy for some stupid reason.

- The relays are starting to open again.

- People are dicks and discourse on this forum has devolved a bit.

- I got pregnant and had a baby boy!

- I got divorced.

- I've recently returned to work.

Hey Gorik, it's been awhile. Like everyone else has said, a lot of stuff goin' on. Geth and Rachni, couple Terminus nations jockeying for position in newly opened regions.

AEGIS is still holdin' on, though not like it used to. We do our best, anyway. Glad to hear you're alright, boss. No one quite knew where you went to.

Oh, I think I remember you. Big boss of good mercs, wasn't it? Welcome back to the forums.

Ah, no. Liked the perks of good reputation, couldn't actually follow through because mercenary.

I grew up, got married, cut a lot of my nastier ties, and work in drell rights.

Whines a lot and loudly about the 'Plight of the drell!', rather.

Working on a database to connect Kepral's patients to clinical trials, distributed anti-humidity breathers to duct rats, contributed to this years voter's guide (yeah, in a very minor way, but I had to sit through that endless public debate, whatever), some stuff I can't talk about yet...

...Plus, I'm married to a priest, so I basically live at temple when I'm not 'working'.

So yeah, kiss my ass, know-nothing jackboot.

His signature says all you need to know. Titan corporation, Myrmidon security services. Megacorp without morals! Bloodthirsty mercenaries! Match made in Terminus heaven!

And you're some kind of traitor to your own race, so you can go to hell. A corporation is just a corporation. Same as any other merc unit there, wannabe shitscale.

Already, it's devolved into insults and arguments.

SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!

STOP ANTAGONIZING ONE ANOTHER!

Take a chill pill vanguard, its the extranet. Besides the merc started it!

I don't fucking care who started it!

Hammerhead's not going to fucking change, you've got to be a fucking adult and not take his bait!

Take your own shitty advice.

Also, hi. I think I remember you. I guess.

I spend the extranet time I how I want it and I'm actually having a little laugh here. Stuff a sock in it Vigilant and stop crippling my entertainment!

I'm not trying to antagonize people, Steel, I'm trying to keep the thread from devolving into ANOTHER argument. 'Follow your own advice' doesn't really apply here. I'm sure you thought it did, so that's alright.

It's a slaver-associated merc starting the thread. It's going to be a little rough? I think you're madder than I was, so that's a little...off.

Egh. Fuck it.

Ignore the attention whore.


There is no such thing as a "good merc" because by definition they kill people for money and if you think they make credits by killing only "bad people" you are incredibly naive.

Greetings User: korwungorik. Examination re: archived datafiles of predecessor forum indicate substantively high probability User will provide significant influx re: argumentative data of relevance to geth Consensus/issues pertaining to geth Consensus.

This program has preemptively prepared personalized tag-carriers for notable statements.

Inability re: self-identified military intelligence officer of major component polity within political superset: Citadel Council to process/collate logic chains driving ongoing alliance between sovereign polities: geth Consensus; rachni Hives adequate demonstration as to cognitive failings within stated political superset that encouraged said alliance.

User's inability to meaningfully contribute to forum-based discourse does not constitute moral failing on behalf of greater forum entity.