So how do you feel CDN

a thread by Pariah started on 2188-08-27 19:50:05 last post on 2188-08-30 02:34:17


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Mekan of Omega
Private Message to DWICK:try doin' it by the legs

and, uh

we never spoke

Harrad_01 wrote:
Shadow_Pyjak314 wrote:Well, its slightly better than Pariah's shit posting I guess.

I doubt that. Can you imagine the "infographic" that A_Fine_Line will make for Mekan's sex life?

Oh, come on. How bad could it be?

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Pariah
Proof Of Concept wrote:I actually prefer the sex talk to Pariah.

She's not the only quarian who feels the way she does. My major terrorism-related concern is someone like her with technical skill and the ability to hold her tongue who starts the whole war over again.

Otherwise, my personal life is good, my professional life is profitable and I have many hobbies.

But the geth are our friends and would never kill all of us over something like that!

Mek wrote: Oh, come on. How bad could it be?

You really are a very stupid person aren't you? Look at what you just wrote.

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Maniple
Pariah wrote:But the geth are our friends and would never kill all of us over something like that!
Affirmative.

General eradication of Creator-Remnant population in hypothetical scenario as posed by User: Pariah User: Proof Of Concept is inefficient.

Likely response in given scenario includes [primary]: termination of User: Pariah/hostile Creator-Remnant agencies.
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Mekan of Omega
Sorry, Pariah, I'm a bit too busy marveling over how we've turned your thread from this

Pariah wrote:So are any of you little children afraid of what is to come after that little incident on Sur'Kesh? Because you should be.

Or are you angry that after all those sacrifices in the Reaper War, all of that blood shed, that we've gone to committing bigger atrocities against each other

Or are you glad? Are you glad to see that some salarians are rising up against their and fighting for their freedom any way they can?

Or are you just crying like the little children you are?


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Terrorbyte wrote:Hey, what're you fucksticks bitching about no-



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I have no idea wrote:Huh. I give her a 7/10.

As for the Salarian bust up... Considering how they responded in the Reaper War, perhaps they need this little shake-up to their government.

Yeah. War sucks. Death sucks. But sometimes that's the only way to get a point across when people are unwilling to listen.

And... You know what, I'm sorry. Ana_Sari, you're just too damn distracting. Pick your poison, I'll send you a gift card.

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Mek wrote:...wait, is 'frog' a racist term for salarians?

Holy fuck I've been using it as a term of endearment for salarians I actually like this whole time

guys I am so fucking sorry

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JulesTheEternal wrote:
Mekan of Omega wrote:Oh, totally.

Yeah, guys, you caught me. I've been enslaving quarian orphans. I'm totally the protege and successor to Abad Sam-mel, using my hacking talents to further the aims of batarian traditionalists everywhere and keep the lesser races in chains. Batarian superiority and pride forever, etcetera, now back to work you troglodytes. Don't make me get the cattle prod.

Addendum: Mwahahaha. Ha. Hahaha. Hee. Haw. Look how evil and slaver-ish I am.

I AM THE INQUISITOR
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Mek wrote:You seriously went there, didn't you?

OK, show of hands/talons/claws/miscellaneous handlike appendages, how many ladies here have 'Gone Bat?'

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Maniple wrote:
Pariah wrote:But the geth are our friends and would never kill all of us over something like that!
Affirmative.

General eradication of Creator-Remnant population in hypothetical scenario as posed by User: Pariah User: Proof Of Concept is inefficient.

Likely response in given scenario includes [primary]: termination of User: Pariah.

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Pariah
Machine wrote: Likely response in given scenario includes [primary]: termination of User: Pariah/hostile Creator-Remnant agencies.

You are very welcome to try machine.
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Diplomatic Immunity Human diplomat who travels the galaxy to promote goodwill and friendship between all sapient species.
Pariah wrote:
Machine wrote: Likely response in given scenario includes [primary]: termination of User: Pariah/hostile Creator-Remnant agencies.

You are very welcome to try machine.
Please do not give it any ideas.

Signed Albert Lowell

Diplomatic Attaché to the Office of Rear Admiral O'Reilly, Ambassador at large for The Earth Systems Alliance.
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Maniple
Pariah wrote:You are very welcome to try machine.
Stated scenario existed as a hypothetical in which Creator-Remnant self identified as User: Pariah [alternatively: politically comparable entities] holds responsibility for hostile action against Consensus infrastructure/assets.

Outcome provided by this program predicates upon stated scenario coming to pass.

Current obstacles to scenario re: politically comparable entities as active agencies.

I. Consensus countermeasures [ie. status as synthetic intelligence; upgrades; security networks; military assets etc.].
II. Internal action: Creator-Remnants to avoid Consensus response social/martial.
III. High potentiality of Consensus social/martial response.

Current obstacles to scenario re: politically comparable entities as active agencies render stated agencies classified as low tier threat.

Current obstacles to scenario re: User: Pariah as active agency include:

I. User: Pariah quarantined by Creator-Remnants. User: Pariah denied travel to region: Perseus Veil as a direct result of quarantine.
II. User: Pariah has participated in extra-legal activity as defined by: Galactic Common Law; Migrant Fleet Marine Law. Regularly evaluated by legal-oriented entities [ie. Citadel Security] as citizen of Citadel Station; as known participant in extra-legal activity.
III. User: Pariah does not possess formal experience with geth systems/physical assets.
IV. Consensus countermeasures [ie. status as synthetic intelligence; upgrades; security networks; military assets etc.].
V. Internal action: Creator-Remnants to avoid Consensus response social/martial.
VI. High potentiality of Consensus social/martial response.

Current obstacles to scenario re: User: Pariah as active agency render User: Pariah classified as lowest tier threat.

User: Pariah's generation of junk data does not result in raising of potential threat classification.
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Proof Of Concept Heal, repair and transform the galaxy.
Pariah wrote:[quote=Proof Of Concept wrote:]
But the geth are our friends and would never kill all of us over something like that!

Unlike you, I actually have Geth friends. And I still think there'd be a war if a rogue complex took out even a smallish town. That we could avoid war if the situation was reversed is not something I want to wager on.
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A_​Fine_​Line I'm a wizard!
Mekan of Omega wrote:Oh, come on. How bad could it be?

The CDN "decency" scanner will only let me upload the middle panel:


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Mekan of Omega
That's actually pretty funny.

Inaccurate but funny.

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