The Official Private Messages Thread.

Local message to omni contact "Sil" >where are you

>it's so late

Overtime. Not like Omega's fixing itself.

Local message to omni contact "cal" wow, way to respond a fucking month later.

To: Sil >wow, way to respond a fucking month later.

Holy shit I don't respond to every message I get instantly. My inbox has got like three hundred more messages and you see me nearly every day. Big fucking deal.

Local message to omni contact "cal" why are you such a colossal PRICK?!

i'm moving out.

PM to asari_promiscuityHi Daia

I wish you luck with whatever deal that's up there. Picking the car up as I type.
Thank you for that little contact info! I shouldn't tell you probably (and I rely on your discreetness) she was like :"no way you got the Big Boss's ride for a weekend! I am impressed!" - she really said Big Boss in caps;)
So, here we are off to bit of fresh sea air and sunshine. Don't worry about the Talbot, she'll be safe with me. Cannot guaratee though that I can keep myself from checking out her plumbing. Just watching, no touching of course!

Thanks for that special tip, I'll go look for it.

have a good time with Ana.
see you Sunday night or Monday I guess.

"Private Message to 2LT Harris"
[Contained is a single image of Sarah, wearing a standard military outfit complete with the pins for a second lieutenant.]

"PM to VigilantVanguard"Ha! Fantastic, Ms.--- Lieutenant Burke, you'll be a true credit to the Alliance. Have you got a posting yet?

Oh, and while I remember, I have a gift for you; consider them an early Christmas present and thanks for your package rolled up in one. Where can I send them along? I considered just sending them straight to your partner's address in your profile, but if you've got a direct address that'd probably be quicker.

"Reply to 2 Lt. Harris"
[here] is my home address.

Reply to VigilantVanguardFantastic, it's a local brewery that just got back in business after all that happened, Firebird, they call themselves. You could call it a personal favourite of mine, and I hope you and yours like it as much. And if you get posted down to Earth, give me a message; I know a couple of decent places to eat not far from where I work, and the nicer parts of London are at least back to what they were now.

"PM to Muckracker"
Hi, Helena.

How are things? Things are doing well here.
I know we may not know each other very much, but I just wanted to let you know I'm worried about you guys. Part of me is killing myself knowing I should have been there, my experience could have helped you guys a great deal. I'm sorry- I- Fuck, I thought it was just an aid run, you know, first aid kits and food packages, not goddamn pirates.

Please be safe and keep me informed and have a happy fall holiday.
Send the SO my best and keep Gestran away from unusual foods.

Sarah

PM To Vigilant Vanguard
Hello Sarah.

First, I'd like to thank you for your concern. I don't know you very well either, but you've always struck me as a sincere person. Frankly, if things we're supposed to be exactly like that, but due to a bit of chaos and incompetence, we ended up shouldering the responsibility. I'm still enraged about the whole thing.

So, I don't know. I've filed a complaint, and Vohk's going to be fully restored on TERF's bill. I swear, whoever wrote their ROE must be a bureaucrat who never left a desk in their life. As for Gestran, I'm pissed at him as a general rule. He means well, but he lacks a filter on what not to say. It reflects badly on us whenever he pulls stunts like this.

Anyway, I'll keep you up to date. I can't talk about everything, security waivers and all. But I'll send updates your way.

Thanks for checking up on us. And don't feel guilty

Helena

PM to asari_promiscuityHello Daia

I recharged and parked the car and deleted the unlock code from my OT. Cleaned up inside and out!

It was very late tonight, or more like morning, I didn’t want to personally bother you. I need a good sleep in today… and I am curious if Pinstripes is at your office on time!

So what’s there to say… That Hot Rod impressed the shit out of everybody!

Thank you for the tip with the caves! We went there and it was totally worth it, with practically no visitors at all - a single elcor drawing pictures, oddly enough. We happened to stay at the “Lightyear Motel”. The car was the star in the parking lot.

I am super-tired and not much of the kiss and tell you are but long story very short: Pinstripes got to keep my Wildkats shirt in the end. (Luckily I have more than one of them – not available as official merchandise!). She was like, strictly casual and I have the feeling, being around you kind of rubbed off on her? Can’t say, I complain about your choice of employees.

Anyway, that was a relaxing weekend and yes, we also talked pildavi. Thank you very much, my friend.
If you want, call me later today, if you have time for some dinner or so.
I’d love to chat.

Stay safe
Taleeze

Email to Alliance Account #547 901 138: Michael F. TrittSo, uh, sorry I haven't said anything and you had to hear through news articles...

Yes, the music's on sale once the concert starts, and some merch, too, and same procedure applies - all proceeds to the charities. We'll be hitting Eden Prime sometime in January or February - I'm not sure which, but...well, I can think of a nicer place to stay than a hotel room. Tell King I'll want to see my goddaughters. :p

I miss you. So much, Mike.

Private PM to Diplomatic ImmunityAlbert, how and when did you manage to convince a krogan woman...?

damn it

I'd just want to meet one and I'd be set for the rest of my life!

Private PM to Diplomatic ImmunityAlbert, how and when did you manage to convince a krogan woman...?

damn it

I'd just want to meet one and I'd be set for the rest of my life!

Private PM to Hierarchy DadJust talking to her, be a bit of charmer and then prove your worth... not to difficult if you meet a krogan woman who's only a few centuries old and hadn't left Tuchanka in her entire life, and the rest is pretty much as you expect it to go!

As for where you can meet one, you'll have most luck at the Presidium I think you can find at least one every other day or so.

Encrypted reply to Nikolai Aleksanders Sorry for the late reply - ever hear of some Earth Republic called Chile? They put up a good fight, for gangsters (Not good enough, of course. Heh).

First off, thank you. I'm not authorised to make a purchase - not yet, at any rate - but some of this stuff looks like an absolute lifesaver on the battlefield.

...poor choice of words, but hey, you know what I mean. To business?

M-32 Gargoyle - I'm not too sold on its versatility (you wouldn't believe some of the recon platforms coming out of the Guilds and the Union scratch that, I'm sure you've got a pretty good inside handle), but then again, I said that about the Grendel. I'd be happy to pay premium for a single-shot fab schematic, with an option on buying the licence when it becomes available to the market, but I know it's not a very good deal for yourself. Any compromise?

M-116 Coatl - Now this I like. Whoever came up with it deserves a raise, imho. ...I'm really going to regret not buying it, I know. But like you said, it's pricey and highly specialised - I'd be a poor fucking commander if I outfitted some of my elite with this stuff and left the rest of the Company marching barefoot. Tides. Tell you what, though, I've passed on word to HCom: Buy this shit the second it's in production.

M-56 Holda - Tides. Sold. Seriously, I'll place a bulk order for fifty, straight up. What forms of payment do you take? I'm guessing straight credits might not work for your top-secret weapons labs, but if they're OK, I'll link you the account details as soon as it clears local command.

M-75 Salamander - Mr. Alezsanders. Sandman. Are you sure you're not a salarian? Because half the frogs in 16 Company have wet dreams every night about ferrofluid weapons. Tides, they're not the only ones - these specs look like Thanix in an SMG. I will legitimately buy as many as you have on hand, right now. For a shotgun, I'll wait for permission, but for a precision ferrofluid submachine gun, I'll beg forgiveness later.

You just made yourself a friend, Sandy.

...and I guess I should put my soon-to-be retired logistics specialist out of her misery. Another four Grendels would be appreciated (I know that small orders are a pain in the tzu, but if it'll sweeten the deal you can have that patch I mentioned for free, gratis (link should be embedded). Ought to improve efficiency tracking shielded targets, but it's fucking pricey as fuck. Phasic modifications are an absolute btich.

Seriously, I'm stoked for this. Let me know what accounts to transfer the credits, what address to give the codes or warehouse to drop the minerals at and I'm down. It's been a legitimate pleasure doing business with you, Sandman.

-Sister-Major Nassa D'Veyra, CO, Eclipse 16 Company

PS: Nearly forgot! I like the look of those missile systems your aerospace boys have cooked up (Is the Clarion related to the Hierarchy's Warhorn system? Cause tides, who'd you have to fuck to get access to that kind of tech?), but some of the mechanics are a bit concerned about the effect of recoil on the Eion's superstructure. Burning Brass packs a bit more of a punch than your average asari system, and nobody likes flying something without wings. I'd be more worried about blowback affecting the stability thrusters myself, but apparently the missiles have redirection tech?

...tides. I was never cut out for engineering.

Encrypted Message to User: CoronaFrom the Desk of Nikolai Aleksanders


Excellent. To business then. If you'll forgive me I'll simply be going down the list here.

Firstly, the Gargoyle. What you propose is actually more or less what I was going to suggest. A fee upfront for a single unit, a few shells, and a handful of of drone loadouts, with an option on purchasing full access to the license when it hits general production is acceptable to me if it still is to you.

Secondly, your decision regarding the Coatl is unfortunate but understandable, and I truly do appreciate the good word on your behalf. You have my thanks.

Thirdly, concerning the Salamander. It is not generally my practice to be quite so forthright but I try not to make a habit of promising something that I cannot deliver. The M-75 is neither Rannochtech nor Reaper derived. It's (sadly) not going to be a handheld Thanix. And no, it won't flash fry a Mako. What it will do however is shred everything from heavy combat exoskeletons down (and with a disruptor mod their shields as well), pierce cover, and do so at medium range with minimal spread.

In short: it's a kickass gun that I would be proud to have Eclipse carry into combat. Just be certain to pack extra heatsinks and stay up to date on maintenance. As always, feedback from field units is invaluable and we will be streaming you regular patches and modifications, free of charge, as issues are brought to our attention.

The Grendels are a nonissue and will be included with the rest of your purchase (again, thank you for the patch and if you would also please thank the tech who designed it for me; we'll be implementing the adjustments as soon as possible, and I'll see what my own people can do with the software you've provided).

Regarding your fighter munitions, one

(Is the Clarion related to the Hierarchy's Warhorn system? Cause tides, who'd you have to fuck to get access to that kind of tech?)

You have no idea (and yes, yes it is, we're rather proud of that).

Two, Burning Brass is a primarily anti-personnel package with a customized payload. Each parent missile contains six child missiles with individual targeting systems, and most of the blowback is going to happen some distance away from the craft itself anyway. Like the Warhorns the Clarions are your armor piercing anti-vehicular platforms. Both it and Burning Brass are of the fire and forget type and have onboard gyrojets to make course adjustments; additionally both can be cold launched from their cells. Between the two, damage to the fighter itself will be minimized and the inclusion of one system will not necessitate the sacrifice of the other.

Finally, concerning payment. Ordinarily I would prefer the transaction include raw materials in lieu of credits however, well, this is Eclipse. The Sisterhood's money is good. So really, it's whichever method is most convenient for you. Simply include a full inventory of your request and preferred drop point/encrypted account and I'll have your weapons shipped to you at the earliest possible opportunity. My own accounts and drops are attached to this transmission.

Happy hunting Major.

Sincerely,

Nikolai Aleksanders, CEO and Chairman


Warehouse 3A-221
Account 8784.65468.87777.9652

Encrypted Message to User: Blue Bucket I appreciate that we've had little in the way of interaction outside of posts on this forum, but if you or Commander Tuillax have the funds, I have an offer that I believe will interest you.

PM to TaleezeHiya,

Thanks for taking good care of my girls, I knew you wouldn't let me down. :) Vale made it in on time - even had a bunch of contract procedure verifications edited and tailored by the time I finished my morning office routine (calisthenics on the floor while Sasha reads out the overnight updates) and poked my head out the door to see how everything was going. She's a hard worker, I'd never call it a fault in her but I'm glad she had a weekend away, and made good use of it.

I'm booked through the evening, unfortunately - dinner at home with Ana, then I've got a shift at Apricity - but I'll give you a call from the 'car while I'm on my way, if you'd like to hang out a bit, and we can plan something a bit more substantial for later in the week.

(Also, Pulsars win!)

Love,

Daia

Encryption level 1337 message to CerastesI need all the info you can find on Jass, Hugh. He's a huge pain in my ass and all the dirt you can find will help me get back at him.

Send the bill to Roswell Explorations, market tag [ROSW], and write it as marketing data inquiry fee.

ta ta

Encrypted Message to user "Hawt Dawg" And who, exactly, is this?

-C.S.