MY OMNITOOL IS SCREAMING!!1

Here's what you do. Open the control panel for your omni-tool, there should be a part where you can see a red, blue, yellow, white, and black cord. Unplug the red and blue cords on the right hand side (left if you installed it upside down like a dumbass), and plug them into each others ports. That should cut the audio in such a way that the hams you call hands can manage.

What, you're in the ownership of an omnitool and haven't the SLIGHTEST clue on how to make modifications to it?

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE ONE THEN

ITT:

A KROGAN THAT CAN AFFORD AN OMNITOOL!


WOWSERS!!

GODDAMN DAT'S SOMMAT

I KNOW, RITE

S'LIKE WE'RE WELL-PAID PARTS O' SOCIETY OR SUMMTIN

DAWWWWW HAW HAW HAW HAWWWWW

heh heh heh heh



heh heh heh heh. it's liek you stupid fuckholes are trying to do that trolling shit aint'cha? Well, i'll show you stupid literate fucks. what for hehe

heh heh heh


i got it off a deAd body


nooope not falling for this shit. nuh-uh. y'see. I got me an idea. heh heh heh.

Wh-why are you laughing? I'm serious!

Just grab it by the base and yank it really hard.

or use a sledgehammer?

you might enjoy it.

Immersing it in water might do the trick. It won't do it any harm (ought not to, anyway, unless the, erm, previous owner bought a very cheap 'tool and it was maintained poorly), but unless it's a Polaris it'll reset the audio projector to compensate for the change in medium. That should clear whatever's gone wrong with the driver to jam it on that noise. If it is a Polaris... or I think from memory the Carousel didn't auto-adjust either, but I can't imagine why anybody would be using one of those in this day and age... well, it won't do any good, but at least it ought to muffle the output a bit.

Or it could be an anti-theft feature, in which case you're on your own with this - don't know how to circumvent it, don't care to.

I'm really wondering why he hasn't tried this one yet.

@Mandatory: Why haven't you tried that yet?

I flushed it.

e: now my plumping is fucked


Man, I don't just have a sledgehammer laying around you racist shitscale

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[TRACING/TargetUser=Mandatory]

SO

You flushed your 'tool?

yeah, shitlegs, i did. what're gonna do?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Let's see, what're you posting from riiiight now...

In this case "sledgehammer" meant any heavy object you can smash something with. I figured you'd understand that.

cal will love this. random screaming omnitool jammin the plumbing.
there's maybe screaming in the piping of a whole arcology now.

wait a sec





nope, not my arcology.

I really gotta turn off my auto-notification script. But this? This is worth it.

The best part about this is that finding the thing's gonna be easy. That and I bet you weren't bright enough to lock it down before you sent it down the shitter.

That sound about right?

I am going to kill you


Well, you should've said so in the first place you fuck


Yeah, i bet that hobo-dude is going to be talking about the pipes being haunted an shit. Heh.

All I know is I can't hear it anymore...


Yeah, probably. Get your ass over there and fish it out, dingus

Oh, I'm gonna.

And you're gonna learn the difference between lost, mislaid, and abandoned property.