Death Threat Thread
a thread by Mekan of Omega started on 2188-08-13 23:45:28 last post on 2188-08-31 23:10:24
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 ~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching  |
I will shoot you.
Am I doing this right? |
 Soruk |
I will roast you over a spit and rip the flesh from your bones with my teeth if you can't come up with a better threat than that.
Urdnot Soruk, attached to the Urdnot Embassy. |
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~~~Dwick's #1 Pyjak~~~ Always watching |
Soruk wrote:I will roast you over a spit and rip the flesh from your bones with my teeth if you can't come up with a better threat than that.
I'll cave your quad in uh... I'll cave your quad and... Hmm... I'll cave your quad in and lock you in a vat of slow burning acid, sir.  Good day! |
 Harrad_01 |
I agree with Vindi. I don't need to threaten you.
You'll just know it. <3 |
 One Shot Wonder One Shot One Kill Baby! |
oh oh oh
me i just gave your kids 1,000 cans of paragade MAXX EACH TREX KHUTONAX, SNIPER XTRAORDINAIRE ~* HATERS GONNA HATE, SNIPERS GONNA SNIPE *~ |
 Mekan of Omega |
ProgrammingWithFire wrote:What the fuck are you talking about. What are you even-[STT Activated]
"Wait, what the fuck." *whirring sounds, followed by the sound of an electric discharge* "Ow! Meheheheheheeeeh "You fucker!
Well now that's just rude "Are you completely insane!?
Will, you know my sanity is arguable at the best of times. ...At least you reminded me to fix the taser on this fucking thing."
What have we learned, Will? Hmmm? Want to make any other remarks about specific courses of action I use to kill spiders? HMM? oh oh oh
me i just gave your kids 1,000 cans of paragade MAXX EACH you're doing it wrong For that, I shall punch you with an enforcement gauntlet. Off a cliff. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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 Palmer Why are you reading over here? |
You'll just be alive one moment and gone the next.
Now please, amuse me whoever posts next. On the Move. |
 Fourwarned IV/VI |
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 Sicerus |
YOU WILL NAIL YOUR MANDIBLES TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH A STANDARD ISSUE STAPLER AND PROCEED TO PULL UNTILL YOUR HEAD COMES OFF!
IF MANDIBLES COME OFF FIRST YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! TRY AGAIN! IS THAT CLEAR BOOT!?!?! |
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Mekan of Omega |
Sicerus wrote:YOU WILL NAIL YOUR MANDIBLES TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH A STANDARD ISSUE STAPLER AND PROCEED TO PULL UNTILL YOUR HEAD COMES OFF!
IF MANDIBLES COME OFF FIRST YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! TRY AGAIN! IS THAT CLEAR BOOT!?!?! yer doin' it wrong Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
 Gestran |
Mekan of Omega wrote:
Sicerus wrote:YOU WILL NAIL YOUR MANDIBLES TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH A STANDARD ISSUE STAPLER AND PROCEED TO PULL UNTILL YOUR HEAD COMES OFF!
IF MANDIBLES COME OFF FIRST YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! TRY AGAIN! IS THAT CLEAR BOOT!?!?! yer doin' it wrong You also do it wrong. For this, I will kill you! Whatever you do, always remember to rock the boat! |
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 Kirok  |
4Eyes4TheWin wrote:Gestran, it's so nice to see you back here! To celebrate I'll come by, slap a collar on you, and have you work on the toxic mines of Gulsha wearing a holey environment suit!
Eh. You ain't worth the breath or muscle energy t'threaten. Yer gonna die a useless cowardly fuck ennyways, so let's move on. Who's gotta death threat fer ol' Kirok!? Bounty hunter. Contact here for hiring info. |
 VigilantVanguard  |
I'll give it a shot, Kirok. Gonna make a nice mantelpiece with that head of yours. Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
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Mekan of Omega |
Some in the Khar'Shan Ascendancy pay well for the heads of former Cerberus operatives. And I am getting evicted from my apartment soon. Minor cash-flow issues aren't hard to deal with, considering...certain options.
Just something to consider, miss. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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VigilantVanguard |
I have no quarrel with you, Mekan, but so long as we're threatening, that soon move-out of your apartment will be into a six foot wooden one filled with nothing but a smear and broken half-price cybernetics. Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
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Kirok |
VigilantVanguard wrote:
I'll give it a shot, Kirok.
Gonna make a nice mantelpiece with that head of yours. That is th'worst death threat I ever done heard. Bounty hunter. Contact here for hiring info. |
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TheDoctorIsIn Nulisan Praesid, ex-Armiger Legionnaire, at your service. I run FEMES. |
Some of my guys at FEMES like to have the occasional varren roast.
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Gestran |
I will now demonstrate how to perform a euthanization on the good doctor here.
Whatever you do, always remember to rock the boat! |