There is a pack of hobos outside my apartment

it's also the best anti-vorcha spray too.

heh heh heh

Your combat fueled erection does not flatter you and nobody wants to see it.

Put it away.

disfigured pedantic

This one appreciates the wordplay, if not the implicit defence of violence.

The other may be pleasantly surprised at the opportunities for spiritual enhancement that result from conversation with such vagrants! It may learn much from their unique perspective. Alternatively, it may inspire a wandering soul to commit itself to a spiritual path, so providing comfort and wisdom to another.

ahahahaaahahahahhhahah what.

holy shit you're serious

And yet not a trace of denial.

Bravo.

I have no idea what you're talking about, suit.

This one is not familiar with the Holy Shit.

It is quite serious, however! It has learnt much from those displaced from their homes, as such misfortune often engenders spiritual reflection and emotional fortitude!

Better.

Still not at all convincing but better. In any case, for the time being I heartily recommend that you hire an agent to handle PR at least until such time as you develop a mental filter.

Displaced from homes? Like refugees?

That's slightly different from a hobo. Not by much, but a bit different. Refugees had homes. And by proxy the intelligence to have lives, jobs, and said residences.

A hobo is just passably sentient, lives in and eats garbage, and is only after your money so they don't have to attempt doing something hard like working.

Well they smell like month old garbage (I have a very sensitive nose) and talk loud as fuck.

So yes!

You got a suit of armor with propulsion packs?

Leave them be and ignore them.

Yeah because I carry that kind of gear around with me.

Look. I just have the standard issue Hierarchy armor and that thing is stashed in a closet somewhere.

Play turian folk music loud at them, see if they get the hint and disperse.

Now that's just cruel and totally uncalled for, turncoat.

That'll just chase off the drell and batarian and only if they have bad taste in music. I assume the two turians wouldn't really give a fuck.

e: and turian folk music is great fuck you.

why not just go zap the fuckers

Talk with someone else near them and mention that there are rabid vorcha around or something. Very loudly.

Seconded.

You're doing a whole lot of complaining and not a lot of dealing with the situation. If you're hidden well enough, who will they beat to death with sticks and rocks if they come back in bigger numbers?

Even if they do come back, you could kill them then, and you could justify it as self defense.

Or why not go down there in your armour and with a weapon and ask them to leave?