to the sick bastards who shipped this to me

in france we cook the frogs

kind of nasty imo they taste like chicken if chicken like, lived in the swamp and got all swamp-watery. ghetto chicken. don't like it nope. anyways it's a frog not a salarian not sure what the big upset is? other than it's gross. i guess its racist but cmon its frogs.

This thread is making me hungry.

There are tailess monkeys on a rock just off of Spain, you know, or there were anyway. A contact at the old office couldn't shut up about them. If you find out who sent the frogs, you could always, well, you know. It won't help, I guess, but it might amuse the humans who find this as stupid and tasteless as you do. And it'll show you're not intimidated, and they'll respect that.

Yeah, killing the people who sent that will solve all your problems.

Good luck.

Suck it up.

Pariah, that is a very unhealthy way of dealing with stress, or death threats.

He should see a councilor, or contact the authorities.


Or stumble across them on a back alley outside of C-space, either works really. First idea takes less effort though.

Well ain't that nice thing to find on your doorstep in the morning.

It's a statement/threat. Dead frogs=dead salarians. It's not that hard to figure out why that's upsetting, especially with the recent shootings in Chicago.

Spiza... Just be careful, okay man?

Don't tempt me, bucket.

I think if that was true, with that philosophy Pariah would already be someone bitter and... ho wait, I see your point.

Just joking of course :: )

You are the last person to lecture me on this.


...Second to last.

I'd keep a weapon close. Between the shootings in Chicago and this, it wouldn't be paranoia so much as common sense.

If you can get a concealed KB generator, do that, too.

I'm hurt that you don't trust in my endorsement for such actions.

Come to Paris and we can wallow in misery together. I have authentic pre-war prawn toast!

Because quarians were so renowned for their stoicism.

So The Sarcastic Salarian got frogged.

heh

My boy said nice things about you.

I don't think you deserved that bucket at all.

Sure it wasn't mean for a nearby French restaurant?

Oh look, frogs.

I haven't seen one in person for awhile now. I wish I could.

You better go do something about your conundrum there, buddy, these things can get ugly really easily.

Just reminding you of your own advice is all.

The repeated conflation of salarians with Earth's Anura displays a depressingly prevalent lack of biological literacy. While certain individuals may use the term "frog" as nothing more than a crude analogy, there is a pervasive belief that the two share anything more than superficial anatomical similarities. This is wrong. Salarians and frogs share more in common with their respective planets' bactera than with each other. The claim that they are both "amphibians" is merely a trick of linguistics.