The Official Private Messages Thread.

Private Message to user JobFumi district, level 12, down the block from Quen mechanics. The wall grating by the elevators, the one under the graffiti for the Talons, that's loose. A little crawl and you'd get to what I think was an old maintenance store room for the elevators and air conditioning systems; cleared out now.

Some shipping company in Doru got themselves into trouble with Eclipse; they packed up and left as soon as they could. The warehouse they use on level 3 might be available.

Again, no idea on jobs.

Encrypted Burst to Job >...Route through address 40.98213.620.8522.7
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>... User: 'Fiona'
>... Password: *********
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Re: Boltholes

Something tells me I will probably regret this in the end, but the following [coordinates] are abandoned, safe, and rent-free. No amenities, but you seem like you could fix that up rather shortly. All were confirmed pre-invasion, though I make no promises that they were kept that way through the war. I have no help for you on work, but I wish you luck nonetheless.

"PM To Epsilon"
TO- EPSILON


FROM- KORWUN TRASK


Hello, Epsilon.

I am a pilot on Tuchanka, and I saw that alien aid workers were seriously injured in an attack. I'm steady with a gun but my Kodiak has a pretty mean punch to it- Do you need a pilot or anything? I could use the work and a change in scenery.

thank you

"Private Message to (BLOCKED)"
From: Lear'Kaus Vas [MISSING ENTRY]
To: [BLOCKED]
So I was keeping track of a Quarian you were selling, and I noticed that he is no longer for sale. Is it possible for you to tell me who bought it and where this Quarian is now?

Private message to user (BLOCKED) Greetings, and thank you for your interest in Slaves4Us.
I'm afraid our client information is entirely confidential, but there are dozens of other services we can provide you. Please accept this brochure and have an excellent day.

"PM To AirBrigade"
TO- Korwun Trask

FROM- Kirse Maliszweski-T'Narf

kay, 1, I'm halfway across the planet from the attack, so its not something that really worries me. 2 I'm just a volunteer babysitter/farmer/part-time bartender. so i don't have authority to hire anyone.
You'd want to talk to one of those volunteer coordinator guys. Or one of the committees in charge of them.

-E

Reply to Epsilon
Sorry, had you mistaken for someone else.

"Private Message and File Transfer to Celestial Palette
Hey, your art inspired me to play the cello!
I recorded it with my omnitool, so here you go!

[cellocollection5.omn]

private message to D. Wilde
I will be home later than usual because of my Tasara classes. So keep an eye on Plika until I return. If she starts getting antsy (because I didn't take her for her walk today) turn on her hunting drone to keep her occupied.

Because if I come home and see her chewing on the furniture you will be in trouble.

~Kari

"Private Message to: Kari'Zar" Re: Your pet

I'll be sure to look after her for you, dear. Where exactly is her harness and leash, if the hunting program isn't enough to keep her occupied or proves a little bit too destructive?

Private Message to D.Wilde
Re: Re: your pet

hung up near the front door. Just make sure (if you can get her to come to you in the first place) that neither are on her too tight. She is a lot more fragile than she looks.

"Private Message to: Kari'Zar" Re: Re: Re: Your pet

I know that she's delicate, you two have been living in my house, remember? :P Anyway, she's not quite as timid around me as she was at first, so I shouldn't have too much trouble. If nothing else, this'll be a bonding experience for us!

Private message to user CommandLineMeet me at Edroki Plaza on Kithoi Ward, Citadel if possible. Food and drinks are optional.

Encrypted Message to User: Collar Apologies for bothering you but I was wondering: do you, by any chance, have some means of contacting Melek Ib-bar? It is with regards to the individual currently masquerading as your former employer.

Of course, compensation will be provided in return for your assistance.

Encrypted Message to User: Mr_Sandman I can let him know you're looking for him. We're not exactly on the best of terms but we keep the lines open.

Encrypted Message to User: Mr_Sandman I can let him know you're looking for him. We're not exactly on the best of terms but we keep the lines open.

Encrypted Message to User: CollarUnderstandable and thank you. [Here] is a link to a temporary credit transfer account and something for your trouble.

Private Letter to Natalie King
Hi, Natalie. I promised you a big PM earlier this week and here it is.
Give or take a few weeks, the Thompson family is going to be expanding in late 2188.
There is no chance your puny civilization can survive. Make your time.
Don't go off and tell /everybody/. When I told Chris, she practically exploded.
My neck still hurts from the hug.

Sarah

"Application for Employment" To: Titan Sapient Resources.

Hello! I recently noticed that your corporation has several open positions which you are seeking to fill. Are you looking for someone with initiative? Someone who’s smart, hardworking, and innovative? Then look no further! I, William Lanning, am here to rescue your corporation from the doldrums it may or may not be experiencing! Rest assured, I am a highly talented individual with experience in simulation design, mobile VI programming, and a great resume!

Position applied for: VI Engineer. Application Date: 1/20/88.

Name: Lanning....................William......................Gabriel.
..............Last.............................First.............................Middle
Address: T'Miara Shelter for the Displaced, Block 57, Tayseri Ward.

Omni-Number: (888)-555-9526. Extranet Contact Information: wLAN@econtactor.cit.

Shift Preferred: [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [X] Any. Expected Pay: 75,000-80,000 p/year.

Would you accept full time work? [X] Yes. [ ] No. Would you accept part time work? [X] Yes. [ ] No.

On what date would you be available for work? 1/26/88.

Are you able to perform the "essential functions" of the job for which you are applying (with or without reasonable accommodation)? NOTE: This question is not designed to elicit information about an applicant's disability. Please do not provide about the existence of a disability, particular accommodation, or whether accommodation is necessary. These issues may be addressed at a later stage, to the extent permitted by law. [X] Yes. [ ] No. [ ] Need more information.

Will you travel if required? [X] Yes. [ ] No. Will you work overtime if required? [X] Yes. [ ] No.

Have you ever been bonded? [X] Yes. [ ] No.

Have you entered into an agreement with any former employer or other party that might, in any way, restrict your ability to work for our company? [X]No. [ ]Yes.
If Yes, please explain: _____________________________________________.

High School
School Name: Lakeside High.
School Address: 5670 Lakeside Road SE.
School Location: Detroit, UNAS, Earth, 48230.
Number of Years completed: 4
Did you graduate? [X] Yes. [ ] No.

College
College Name: Seattle Institute of Technology.
College Address: 2326 6th Avenue.
College Location: Seattle, UNAS, Earth, 98121.
Number of Years completed: 4
Did you graduate? [X] Yes. [ ] No.
Degree earned: Bachelor of Software Engineering.

Are you currently employed?
[ ] Yes. [X] No.

Below, please describe past and present employment positions, dating back five years. Please account for all periods of unemployment. Even if you have attached a resume, this section must be completed.

Name of Employer: Synthetic Insights.
Name of Supervisor: Elbin Curn.
Omni-Number: (777)-555-7946.
Business Type: Research & Development.
Address: 454277 Block 98, Floors 35-50.
Location: Kithoi Ward, Citadel.
Length of Employment: 10 Years (Feb 33, 2176-May 15, 2186).
Position & Duties: Mid-tier VI Engineer, Simulation design.
Reason for Leaving: Let go.
May we contact this employer for references? [X] Y or [ ] N

Name of Employer: Salarian Special Tasks Group.
Name of Supervisor: Aphin Protrethro.
Length of Employment: 1 Month (Sep 13, 2186-Nov 16, 2186).
Position & Duties: Consultant.
Reason for Leaving: Completion of contract.
May we contact this employer for references? [ ] Y or [X] N

Unemployed: 1 year, 8 months (May 15, 2186-Present).

References:

Name: Dagnes Citadel Presidium Eltin Bau.
Omni-Number: (777)-547-6716.
Address: 336 Block 4, Rm. 33.
Location: Presidium, Citadel.
Occupation: Director of Synthetic Insights, Citadel Branch.
Number of Years Acquainted: 5

Name: Elbin Curn
Omni-Number: (555)-555-3527.
Address: 112454 Block 33, Rm. 40.
Location: Kithoi Ward, Citadel.
Occupation: Synthetic Insights, VI Department supervisor.
Number of Years Acquainted: 10

Name: Howard Davies.
Omni-Number: (999)-475-4626.
Address: 334850 Block 145, Rm. 68.
Location: Zakera Ward, Citadel.
Occupation: Mid-Tier VI Engineer, Simulation Design.
Number of Years Acquainted: 9

Name: Eliana M’Nafal.
Omni-Number: (999)-475-2774.
Address: 334850 Block 145, Rm. 62.
Location: Zakera Ward, Citadel.
Occupation: Low-Tier VI Engineer, Accounting.
Number of Years Acquainted: 4

Please Read and Initial Each Paragraph, then Sign Below:
I certify that I have not purposely withheld any information that might adversely affect my chances for hiring. I attest to the fact that the answers given by me are true & correct to the best of my knowledge and ability. I understand that any omission (including any misstatement) of material fact on this application or on any document used to secure can be grounds for rejection of application or, if I am employed by this company, terms for my immediate expulsion from the company.
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I understand that if I am employed, my employment is not definite and can be terminated at any time either with or without prior notice, and by either me or the company.
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I permit the company to examine my references, record of employment, education record, and any other information I have provided. I authorize the references I have listed to disclose any information related to my work record and my professional experiences with them, without giving me prior notice of such disclosure. In addition, I release the company, my former employers & all other persons, corporations, partnerships & associations from any & all claims, demands or liabilities arising out of or in any way related to such examination or revelation.



[Resume]

"PM to Icarus"
Hey buddy,

I need your help this week finding someone on the Citadel. Think you'd be willing to help me?

Sarah

Private Message to Albert Lowell Need information about turian contraception, written at s grade moron reading level, ASAP.

-Kay