Need a swinging salarian?
a thread by AmbidextrousAmphibian started on 2187-10-24 00:44:21 last post on 2187-10-26 02:56:08
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 AmbidextrousAmphibian |
I suspect that the krogan are making them do it.
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 PrayerForTheDamned You know what sucks about being in space? NOTHING! |
Have you considered just getting a menial low-skill job to raise the credits to get away like being a fry cook? That would seem to be a better option than selling yourself into slavery or having a really rough night then running. Working for a guy who sells people like you into slavery seems like a REALLY bad idea.
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AmbidextrousAmphibian |
And squander my artistic abilities? The very thought....
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 4Eyes4TheWin Executive at Slaves4Us, rising Terminus Company. We sell slaves, we do low cost rebuilding, and provide many sorts of entertainment. Ask me a brochure today! |
Ok I had a chat with the boys in Entertainement, if you make it through casting they offer you a 3 years contract of indentured servantry. Don't worry, they're the kind to give a chance to anyone with enough heart.
You'll pass several other castings to see on which talents of yours you should focus and then join one of our troupes. You'll get housing, food, practice, and an opportunity to make a name. In 3 years we can renegociate the continuation or not of the contract, it'll give you time to make it big. How does that sound? Slaves4Us is here to help you! Contact us with your need, and we will fulfill them in no time! We have Asari, Turian, Salarians, Batarians, Humans, Elcors, Krogans, Volus, Vorcha and for a special price even rare Raloi stock! |
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AmbidextrousAmphibian |
*sigh* Why not. I certainly see no better alternative. Oh the woes a creator must suffer for his art!
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 The_Sarcastic_Salarian  |
You are an IDIOT.
Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
 Mekan of Omega |
You are an IDIOT. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
 Mr_Sandman |
Out of curiosity, does anyone who isn't a complete mental deficient take you up on these offers?
Apparently not. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves. -Niccolo Machiavelli |
 The Maw Doc Professor of Ecology, University of Sielus. |
And yet some people still claim that selection is unfounded.
Feel free to ask me about Thresher Maw biology. |
 Doctor_Sornn Currently employed at The New Hope Hospital on Tayseri Ward. Please call for an appointment. |
And that was the last we heard of the universe's creepiest, dumbest salarian.
Dr. Sornn Zolos, Pulmonologist. |
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4Eyes4TheWin Executive at Slaves4Us, rising Terminus Company. We sell slaves, we do low cost rebuilding, and provide many sorts of entertainment. Ask me a brochure today! |
Great decision! Hey, in many places people take loan and pay for the chance we're giving you for free, with meal and housings! I'm telling you, in 3 years you'll leave us with a tear in your eye to go to the big league!
We have a ship docked in Omega theses days, be here tomorow at noon, if it's ok with you, and your artistic life will truly begin! Edit : This also include extranet privileges, so you can give us news! Slaves4Us is here to help you! Contact us with your need, and we will fulfill them in no time! We have Asari, Turian, Salarians, Batarians, Humans, Elcors, Krogans, Volus, Vorcha and for a special price even rare Raloi stock!
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*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED* "Tongue of the Serpent" : Talking another player into selling himself in slavery*
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 Cerastes  encircle and devour them |
I anticipate a body within the month.
Any other bets waged? Information Relocation Service Professional | Revenant Co. Serious Inquiries Only Cerastes, PhD. c: [0-156] | o: [REV-CO 7435] |
 Grayeye Always look to the professionals. |
The brilliant salarian mind at work, ladies and gentlemen.
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 Silel  |
LOL
what the fuck hahahahaha oh man this forum, ladies n gents, this forum  Banner provided by Asari Promiscuity. |
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AmbidextrousAmphibian |
You are an IDIOT.
Just because you're not prepared to suffer for your art does not mean that I'm not as well! You will all envy me when I hit jackpot! |
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Grayeye Always look to the professionals. |
Hey, don't come crying to us when this falls through.
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The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaking as someone who did his rounds on Illium, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
 StoryTeller |
I anticipate a body within the month.
Any other bets waged? 50 credits says he comes to complain about the terms of the contract later on the board. Enjoy life and all of her strange little stories. |
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Cerastes encircle and devour them |
50 credits is a low wager.
Information Relocation Service Professional | Revenant Co. Serious Inquiries Only Cerastes, PhD. c: [0-156] | o: [REV-CO 7435] |
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Grayeye Always look to the professionals. |
Oh come on, that's a suckers bet and you know it.
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