The Official Private Messages Thread.

"Private Message to Alliance_Mom"
One thing- I know I'm late about this and everything (Didn't want to tack it onto the advice thread.)- but biotics cannot read minds.

No, not even Asari.


It's certainly fun trying to make people think we can, though.


Think of a number between one and ten!

"Private Message to Dwick" Hey you seem like a pretty cool guy! And I love your channel.
I got a proposition for ya if you don't mind hearing it.

"Private Message to Dwick" Haha! Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married and loyal, no need to be going through your books for me.

Unless of course they're the books for your station. There's a big race on Tuchunka coming up pretty soon, and I was wondering if you had any open slots available to broadcast it.

PM To VigilantVanguard
Sarah, you really need to work on your delivery.

"Reply to Alliance_Mom"
[image: Sarah with her face buried in her hands.]

I know.

"Message to ///Alliance_Mom/// ++UNKNOWN SENDER++"
Helena.

Before any unpleasantness happens to rise up from the muck, WHAT information perchance did you happen to lose?

Because, frankly, I would be very, very disappointed if it had any value whatsoever to any endeavor that I may just happen to be looking into seeing through. It would be quite a disappointment in fact. I would be upset. And you don't want to see me upset, do you?

Now, now, I'm not threatening you or anything (why would I do that ?!?) but I would simply like a straight answer. I appreciate those from people I trust.


Also, apologies about the late questioning but you know how it is when you're beyond relay range. It gets a little difficult to receive any news or anything out here.

Tooodaloos!

Private Message to Allison DrewYou were right. Crisse, you were right, happy? They're all the same. Every last one.

...I think I'm gonna hit the bars. Paris, the day before...fucking spirits... I wish you were here...I could use some ice cream and a friend...god damn it, you were right.

I need a fucking drink.

Private Message to EmileOB..So, I'm thinking about quitting this tour thing. I...don't know if I can do it any more. I'm not really needed, I don't really have to be there for every one, and it's....I don't know. But at the same time, I need something else to focus on. Something that's not him, and not this spirts-fucked city. I can't even cry right now, it's just...damn it. I don't have much left, Emile...

Notice: The user is under the influence with a moderately high BAL. Please act accordingly.

Private Message to Nat...What the fuck happened? And don't give me any of that 'opsec' or official channels shit, Nat. I know you and I haven't exactly been on the best of terms because of Jack's death, but please. He won't even tell me everything, let alone where he's going. Please. Why is he doing this?

Private Message to Celestial Palette:OK, something's seriously wrong. I've never known you to willingly give up on anything, ever - and given just how much it takes for an inebriation warning to pop up for a biotic...

What's happened? Is there anything I can do?

PM To User: Celestial PaletteHalley, I'm coming down there. And don't give me any bullshit about how it's too far. I'm coming, just give me some co-ordinates.

As for that arschloch, I swear, if he's done anything to you I am going to fucking end him.

But not today. Today I am going to come see you, I am going to bring drinks, ice cream and a shitty movie, and I'm gonna help you forget that bastard. Even if it's just for a while.

"Encrypted Frequency PM to user: stefan"

What do we have on Sicaria Perihelion?

Celestial Palette wrote:

Private Message to Celestial Palette See this bullshit here? That's why. He's their fucking scapegoat.

As fr where, I honestly don't know. They didn't tell me. They didn't tell any of us. I'm sorry.

Private Message to EmileI'm sorry. I shouldn't have - I should really leave my omnitool at home when I go out drinking. You have enough on your plate without my drama...

...He's gone. They've 'relocated' him, and he decides that the best fucking thing for us is that we break up so he doesn't drag me into it, ruin things for me. Makes me wonder if I should be here - if there's nothing to 'ruin', right? Spirits fuck the separatists...

Private Message to Allison DrewCurrently? Paris, inside the Louvre. And don't - I appreciate it, but...it really is too far, and I don't want to take you from Dan, not around this time. And if you could find him and end him, that'd be great. But I don't even know where he is. It's like Erik all over again, Allie...at least Mike had the decency to be on the other end of a vid conference...it's just...hard to swallow. Again. All because of this fucking piece of shit. I can't even be mad at him about it. Just....numb.

Private Message to Nat...That's a joke. They're tossing him under the damn bus because some trash tabloid writes more slanted trash than the TF extremists?! Marde...fucking bullshit! What were they thinking? And..there has to be someting official. They can't just...I know how the Alliance works, they can't just pull him out of there like that...

...Spirits fucking damn it. I gotta get out of this place before I break something on accident. Take care of his kids. Bastard deserves to burn in his hell for playing the fucking white knight to me again, and the Alliance brass can go fuck themselves....but his kids. You don't owe me any favors, I know, and thanks for telling me what you can, but his kids. You and Gus take care of them, he'd want that. They don't deserve to be demonized like this.

Private Message to Celestial Palette:Halley,

Just because I've got problems of my own that doesn't mean I shouldn't care about yours. If Mike's gone, then that definitely comes above "little blue thing won't eat her dinner".
Where are you? Give me six hours and I could be anywhere on that planet you'd care to specify.

Private Message to Natalie King
Natalie-

What in the SHIT IS GOING ON?
That article is plastered all over ColonyChatter and other boards.
Do you need to talk to someone? What can I do to help you?
I'm stressed out of my mind and I can't drink or smoke.
Get back at me!

Sarah

Private Message to Celestial PaletteI'll do what I can for his Marines. They deserve better.

There were official orders-all fucking bullshit. 'Protecting' him when really they just want to sweep this whole thing under the rug. Honestly Halley? I'm worried about where this is going. If our superiors are too busy covering their own arses...nevermind. Just angry I guess.

Look...if you need anyone to talk to, send Kaseka an email or something. I know Hope would love to talk to you. Look after yourself, alright?

Private Message to VigilantVanguardWe got screwed is what happened. By the colonists, by the CPD, by our own fucking superiors.

There's not much you can do. What's done is done, right?

"Private Message to Natalie King"

Okay. I'm sorry if I struck a nerve.
Bad things happen, the Alliance is what humanity needs right now.
There's going to be rough times, we're in a reconstruction period in history and we're probably going to be for a century.
All-in-all, I'm your friend, Natalie, don't forget that. :[

Chris says Hi.

"Private Message to Stefan Ubranski" Hey...
Look, I don't know if you survived all that shit or not, but if you did (and you manage to get this), then I owe you one hell of an explanation, as well as an apology.
Whenever your on the Citadel next, hit me up. Beer, coffee, you name it.
All on me.

Encrypted Private Message to MiralatriarchGoing to head to the Citadel soon with my Krantt. Probably going to be the last time for a while. Want you to meet them. Thaig'll also be coming, but he's been bothering me to stay on the Citadel. Don't want him trying to convince you too.

Let me know if meet up possible. If not, will try to stay in contact via extranet.

"Encrypted Frequency PM to user: VigilantVanguard" Here you go. I thought the Sepper who committed that train bombing was killed by the Reapers but apparently she was that lucky in the war. We sure do run across a lot of lovely folks in this line of work, huh?

[ATTACHED:SPerihelionDossier]

Looks like the shit's really hit the fan on Eden Prime. We'll have our work cut out for us for a few weeks at least. Maybe get a drink after work on Friday? Might be the last time we have the luxury for a while.

Private Message to Harbinger_of_Progress Take it easy. You don't have anything to apologize for.

It's been a while, Vakhordigan. Good to see you didn't buy it back in London. Lost a lot of good chaps on that run.

Can't believe how much time's already passed since then. I've been keeping busy - I got a hole in my head a couple months after London but that's another story. For now, I'm living and working (still Alliance) on the Citadel; I've got a nice little place in Kithoi. Let's go for a beer some time soon and catch up.

"Encrypted PM to Stefan"
Thanks for the dossier.

Drinks on Friday sound good. Got a place you like? I've got news to give you in person, just hit me with the details when you've free time.

Tell me, do you think we're shipping to Eden Prime? The seperatist issues there have been a serious concern with some of the brass I've talked to.

Eden Prime can't be the fuse to an insurrection. They've got their own biased news shit-smearing our boys and you /know/ it's going to stoke the rebel fringe into further activity.

Chris says hi. Valentine's was nice- candles, roses and a shared steak. How was yours?

Sarah