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Welcome DasirBon, nice to see another volunteer worker!
@Alex : If I had to guess he's using text to speech, and it's not set to ignore the volus breathing.

My ... apologies if my style ... offends you. I prefer to write in a conversational ... tone particularly in ... forums such as this one. It simulates the ... experience of talking face to face. As I tend to pause while ... speaking to breath or think the ellipses are used to represent the natural ... flow of my speech.

It also creates less ... disparity between the posts I type and the posts I use my ... text to speech device to create.

Fair enough beach ball.

Welcome to CDN. You're now on a government watchlist!
I'm not entirely sure I'm joking, but enjoy anyway!

There's a lot of new folks since I was here the last time, so I'm not going to mention everyone

But welcome to CDN! Take a look around, pop up and join in some discussion, have fun!

Slaves?? SLAVES?!?

Listen, you four-eyed, backwards-ass, cloaca-licking, shitfaced, evil-hearted useless piece of slaver trash, the only reason I'd ever read one of your dickreaming brochures would be to wipe my tired, shit-covered cloaca with it and then shove it down your diseased, cock-flavored, weird mutant throat. I hope you fall off the wheel, burn in hell, and get raped by a krogan with genital warts, you dog-raping, varren-humping, useless shitheel of a carbon-based lifeform.

Hey now, we already have a thread for venting all your issues about owning another sentient being here. Keep it out of the nice happy guestbook.

And you, while I have nothing but respect for you as a fellow businessman, throwing advertising in their face the moment the join is a bit distasteful.
Huh. Well I guess that makes me a hypocrite then.

Don't tell me what to goddamn do, Bordacit. You're not my brother. I'll tell off any slime-humping useless slave-running assfaced rimjobber whenever I goddamned want.

Uh, ok, so is there anything else you would like to tell us about yourself? What your job is like, if you have an hobbies, that sort of thing?

Ahh the extranet is full of such charming people.
Hello angry little salarian, and everyone else. I am a "glorified farmer" (that's what I'm called most often, even if it is not the most technically correct term) with various hobbies and interests that aren't really worth mentioning in the guestbook.

I used to live on a farm, too!!! Hi.

Welcome to the boards, new people! Check out my family's restaurant in Shin Akiba!

Welcome everyone

Alright... Let's do an Inventory of the new people.
Bucket, Bucket fucker, Angry Salarian, weevy Volus, Dr "Totally questioning the medical liscence" And...That seems to be it.
Welcome, to the site that will change your life.

I am The Truth and I will be spreading The Truth. Look for my posts if you wish to survive the REAPERS return. Also, my posts contain hidden messages and if you can properly decipher them you will win a secret prize.

The secret prize is a head of lettuce. Decipher quickly, I have NO IDEA how long it will remain fresh.