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JulesTheEternal wrote:
Mekan of Omega wrote:Oh, totally.
Yeah, guys, you caught me. I've been enslaving quarian orphans. I'm totally the protege and successor to Abad Sam-mel, using my hacking talents to further the aims of batarian traditionalists everywhere and keep the lesser races in chains. Batarian superiority and pride forever, etcetera, now back to work you troglodytes. Don't make me get the cattle prod. Addendum: Mwahahaha. Ha. Hahaha. Hee. Haw. Look how evil and slaver-ish I am. I AM THE INQUISITOR what Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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Mekan of Omega wrote:
JulesTheEternal wrote:
Mekan of Omega wrote:Oh, totally.
Yeah, guys, you caught me. I've been enslaving quarian orphans. I'm totally the protege and successor to Abad Sam-mel, using my hacking talents to further the aims of batarian traditionalists everywhere and keep the lesser races in chains. Batarian superiority and pride forever, etcetera, now back to work you troglodytes. Don't make me get the cattle prod. Addendum: Mwahahaha. Ha. Hahaha. Hee. Haw. Look how evil and slaver-ish I am. I AM THE INQUISITOR what ...Before your time. And... area of culture possibly. |
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yeah sure, whatever, old guy
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Listen son i get to call people "son" now. It's pretty sweet.
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You're an old druggie in his mid-forties, so of COURSE you get to call people son.
Whereas I am a youthful, energetic bachelor with sufficient tech-savvy to put many others here to shame, and the privilege to call fuckers like YOU old man. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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yeah but i'm waaay better in the sack and you work in IT.
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You seriously went there, didn't you?
OK, show of hands/talons/claws/miscellaneous handlike appendages, how many ladies here have 'Gone Bat?' Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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This thread just got really weird
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You're implying it was ever NOT weird.
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Well, its slightly better than Pariah's shit posting I guess.
But I still don't want to hear about your sex lives!!! |
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Mekan of Omega wrote:Yeah, guys, you caught me. I've been enslaving quarian orphans.
YESSSSS I KNEW sommat'd out 'emselves if I waited long enough. Private message to Mekan of Omegaso, uh whos yer supplier ![]() [DWICK DWICKCAST SYNDYKYT] da best shows on holovision |
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Mekan it'll be then. And as far as the thread goes? I suppose we are all just supposed to deal with it. That Julmoth there is bringing it back.
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Mekan of Omega wrote:You seriously went there, didn't you?
OK, show of hands/talons/claws/miscellaneous handlike appendages, how many ladies here have 'Gone Bat?' "Once you got bat you never go back... possibly because you just slept with a slaver and those guys have pretty loose morals. Really, you sort of brought it on yourself." |
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Shadow_Pyjak314 wrote:Well, its slightly better than Pariah's shit posting I guess.
I doubt that. Can you imagine the "infographic" that A_Fine_Line will make for Mekan's sex life? That's not even thinking about where he'd start with Jule's. I'd rather take a grouchy Quarian than more CDN sex talk any day of the week (not counting AProm's shows, but when was the last time she did any of those?). |
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I actually prefer the sex talk to Pariah.
She's not the only quarian who feels the way she does. My major terrorism-related concern is someone like her with technical skill and the ability to hold her tongue who starts the whole war over again. Otherwise, my personal life is good, my professional life is profitable and I have many hobbies. |
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Allow me to ask a follow-up question: Among those of you whom have slept with a batarian, do you really think working in information tech is somehow a negative trait? We live in a society where virtually (pun count: 1) everything is computerized in some form or another. Guys who work on a girl's computer get a similar treatment to guys who work on a girl's car. Needless to say, that wouldn't happen for me if it got around that MofO was shit in the sack. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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Mekan of Omega wrote:Among those of you whom have slept with a batarian, do you really think working in information tech is somehow a negative trait?
CandidlyDidn't notice a difference, but I've had worse. Lackadaisically Back on topic, sort of tired. Feet hurt from standing up all day. Enthusiastically Experienced pilot available for hire, will take any job that doesn't go anywhere near Irune. See [here] for details!
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brb off to beat that image out of my mind with a brick
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Private message to DWICKyou might need to interrogate your volus buddy about their whereabouts, go dangle 'im out a window from fifty stories up for about an hour, I'm sure he'll tell ya eventually
Flying Tank wrote:
Mekan of Omega wrote:Among those of you whom have slept with a batarian, do you really think working in information tech is somehow a negative trait?
CandidlyDidn't notice a difference, but I've had worse. And there you have it. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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