Epsilon |
Running Encryption sequence AL-23783A-PB
Encrypting... WARNING:ENCRYPTION PROCESS FAILED ... Running Encryption sequence AL-242873-PB... WARNING: DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED... ENCRYPTION PROCESS FAILED WARNING: DATA MINE DETECTED. SHUTTING DO NOW AUTOMATICALLY SENDING MESSAGE TO: SYSTEMS ALLIA WARNING: REROUTE DETECTED NOW AUTOMATICALLY SENDING MESSAGE TO: CERBERUS DAILY NEWS 54 68 2f 2f 2f 45 70 73 69 6c 6f 6e 20 72 65 70 2f 2f 2f 2f 67 2e 20 4d 69 73 73 69 2f 2f 2f 6e 20 63 6f 6d 70 6c 65 74 65 20 66 61 69 6c 75 72 65 2e 20 44 61 6c 61 74 2f 2f 2f 2f 61 68 20 68 61 73 20 62 65 2f 2f 2f 64 65 72 65 64 20 62 79 20 6b 72 6f 67 2f 2f 2f 65 6d 69 73 74 73 2e 20 52 65 71 75 65 2f 2f 2f 2f 6d 65 64 69 61 74 65 20 65 76 61 63 75 61 74 69 2f 2f 2f 6d 61 69 6e 69 6e 67 20 64 69 70 6c 6f 2f 2f 2f 2f 65 61 6d 2e 54 68 65 2f 2f 2f 73 20 62 65 2f 2f 2f 2f 61 6b 2e 20 49 20 72 65 70 65 2f 2f 2f 2f 6f 6e 65 20 69 73 20 6c 65 61 6b 69 6e 67 20 6f 2f 2f 2f 2f 6f 6e 73 2e 20 57 2f 65 6e 27 74 20 73 61 66 2f 2f 2f 2f 6e 74 65 65 72 73 20 66 6f 2f 2f 2f 2f 61 6e 6b 61 20 69 6d 6d 65 64 69 61 74 65 6c 79 2e 57 65 20 6e 65 65 64 20 65 76 61 63 75 61 74 69 6f 6e 2e 20 43 6f 6f 72 64 69 6e 61 74 65 73 20 65 6e 63 6c 6f 73 65 64 2e 20 48 65 6c 70 2e
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Epsilon
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Niala |
Right, forwarding this to relevant aid organizations, contacting local informants. I'll see if AEGIS can help.
One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it. |
I AM THE LAW Tuchanka's finest |
...and I thought it was going to be an easy day.
Strong arm of the Law with 600 years of experience |
Grayeye Always look to the professionals. |
10 credits the furhead here got in trouble with a bunch of rock lizards, 15 credits she's already dead.
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Corona Am I the only one who uses the same handle on here? |
Twenty creds says this was just some more rock lizards trying to post something from her 'tool and can't work out how to change the language settings.
Major Nassa D'Veyra, Eclipse Commando. Interested in our services? Please contact [127.64g.950/ua.ε] for more information. |
Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel Legionnaires Forever |
Grayeye wrote:10 credits the furhead here got in trouble with a bunch of rock lizards, 15 credits she's already dead.
No dice, that's like, the easiest money there is. |
Miralatriarch Just because I'm likely far older than you doesn't mean I know better. |
...what
I It seems I I've a couple of calls to make. Prof. Matr. Mirala T'Narf, currently trying not to attract supplicants from various causes. It's not working. |
Epsilon |
{STT ENABLED}
IGNORE THIS TRANSMISSION. EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOTHING IS FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RELIEF. [Audio input detected: Gunfire] PHOBUS, GET THE TEAM TO SAFETY. NOW. YOU ALL HEARD NOTHING AND SAW NOTHING. |
The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
You are really bad at this.
Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
I AM THE LAW Tuchanka's finest |
Private message to EpsilonNorth Kelphic Valley Police special unit is on stand by, where do you need explosive exits? Strong arm of the Law with 600 years of experience |
Miralatriarch Just because I'm likely far older than you doesn't mean I know better. |
Oh, of course. I'll ignore a distress call from my daughter that I had to put through three consecutive translations to get it into something vaguely resembling something I could read and... oh, I don't know, carry on going senile or something.
Prof. Matr. Mirala T'Narf, currently trying not to attract supplicants from various causes. It's not working. |
Epsilon |
SHUT UP, SALARIAN GUY. Mirala, everything is okay. It was just a prank that someone pulled in the middle of something completely normal. I have to do a thing now. Bye. {STT DEACTIVATED}
Encrypted Private Message to I AM THE LAWEastern Torrents safe zone. Inform nearby clans that the area has devolved into combat and they are not to approach. Almost everyone has already been evacuated already, but extremist attacks are continuing. Distraction needed more than evac. |
EmileOB |
Well, I'm convinced. Nothing to worry about at all.
Emile O Bhroin, token biotic in the Systems Alliance's Biotic Relations department. There had to be at least one of us. |
HereToHelp President of the Leaving The Ducts non profit organization. |
Phew, I was worried there for a moment. Have a nice day then Epsilon!
Leaving the Ducts offer a training, support and professional opportunities to all Citadel Orphans. We're based on Tayseri Wards, ask me information! Donations are much appreciated. |
The_Sarcastic_Salarian |
The worst.
Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND] Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel. |
AirBrigade [Hire Me!] |
"The worst" what? That's hardly a contributing comment. To the original poster, I'm in the area and my shuttle's outfitted. I can help. Korwun Trask, Freelance Pilot. |
Beylerbey Bora |
Oh dear. All my years spent learning linguistics and I cannot figure a code for my life. Oh, well, I've determined you're in distress, so here is C-Sec, The Hierarchy Fleet, and a (perhaps antiquated) support number for the Systems Alliance. I do hope your situation improves!
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Epsilon |
Yes. Everything is perfectly fine. Nothing is wrong. Just a joke and an alarm, hahaha. FUUUUUCK.
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ProgrammingWithFire |
The_Sarcastic_Salarian wrote:You are really bad at this. |
Son_of_Orion |
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I'm not buying that bullshit. |