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Epsilon
Running Encryption sequence AL-23783A-PB
Encrypting...
WARNING:ENCRYPTION PROCESS FAILED ...
Running Encryption sequence AL-242873-PB...
WARNING: DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED...
ENCRYPTION PROCESS FAILED
WARNING: DATA MINE DETECTED. SHUTTING DO

NOW AUTOMATICALLY SENDING MESSAGE TO: SYSTEMS ALLIA

WARNING: REROUTE DETECTED
NOW AUTOMATICALLY SENDING MESSAGE TO: CERBERUS DAILY NEWS

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Niala
Right, forwarding this to relevant aid organizations, contacting local informants. I'll see if AEGIS can help.

One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it.
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I AM THE LAW Tuchanka's finest
...and I thought it was going to be an easy day.

Strong arm of the Law with 600 years of experience
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Grayeye Always look to the professionals.
10 credits the furhead here got in trouble with a bunch of rock lizards, 15 credits she's already dead.
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Corona Am I the only one who uses the same handle on here?
Twenty creds says this was just some more rock lizards trying to post something from her 'tool and can't work out how to change the language settings.

Major Nassa D'Veyra, Eclipse Commando. Interested in our services? Please contact [127.64g.950/ua.ε] for more information.
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Archmagus Blood, Fire, and Steel

Legionnaires Forever
Grayeye wrote:10 credits the furhead here got in trouble with a bunch of rock lizards, 15 credits she's already dead.

No dice, that's like, the easiest money there is.

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Miralatriarch Just because I'm likely far older than you doesn't mean I know better.
...what

I

It seems I

I've a couple of calls to make.

Prof. Matr. Mirala T'Narf, currently trying not to attract supplicants from various causes.
It's not working.
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Epsilon
{STT ENABLED}

IGNORE THIS TRANSMISSION. EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOTHING IS FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RELIEF.

[Audio input detected: Gunfire]

PHOBUS, GET THE TEAM TO SAFETY. NOW.

YOU ALL HEARD NOTHING AND SAW NOTHING.
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The_​Sarcastic_​Salarian
You are really bad at this.

Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND]
Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel.
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I AM THE LAW Tuchanka's finest
Private message to EpsilonNorth Kelphic Valley Police special unit is on stand by, where do you need explosive exits?

Strong arm of the Law with 600 years of experience
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Miralatriarch Just because I'm likely far older than you doesn't mean I know better.
Oh, of course. I'll ignore a distress call from my daughter that I had to put through three consecutive translations to get it into something vaguely resembling something I could read and... oh, I don't know, carry on going senile or something.

Prof. Matr. Mirala T'Narf, currently trying not to attract supplicants from various causes.
It's not working.
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Epsilon
SHUT UP, SALARIAN GUY. Mirala, everything is okay. It was just a prank that someone pulled in the middle of something completely normal. I have to do a thing now. Bye. {STT DEACTIVATED}

Encrypted Private Message to I AM THE LAWEastern Torrents safe zone. Inform nearby clans that the area has devolved into combat and they are not to approach. Almost everyone has already been evacuated already, but extremist attacks are continuing. Distraction needed more than evac.
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EmileOB
Well, I'm convinced. Nothing to worry about at all.

Emile O Bhroin, token biotic in the Systems Alliance's Biotic Relations department.
There had to be at least one of us.
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HereToHelp President of the Leaving The Ducts non profit organization.
Phew, I was worried there for a moment. Have a nice day then Epsilon!

Leaving the Ducts offer a training, support and professional opportunities to all Citadel Orphans.
We're based on Tayseri Wards, ask me information!
Donations are much appreciated.
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The_​Sarcastic_​Salarian
The worst.

Forgotten Daughters Foundation - [CLICK HERE to donate to the OTRAVO RELIEF FUND]
Emon Spiza, owner of Aphin's Place - Level 31, Zakera Ward. Best Drinks on the Citadel.
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AirBrigade
[Hire Me!]

"The worst" what?

That's hardly a contributing comment.

To the original poster, I'm in the area and my shuttle's outfitted. I can help.


Korwun Trask, Freelance Pilot.
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Beylerbey Bora
Oh dear. All my years spent learning linguistics and I cannot figure a code for my life. Oh, well, I've determined you're in distress, so here is C-Sec, The Hierarchy Fleet, and a (perhaps antiquated) support number for the Systems Alliance. I do hope your situation improves!
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Epsilon
Yes. Everything is perfectly fine. Nothing is wrong. Just a joke and an alarm, hahaha. FUUUUUCK.
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ProgrammingWithFire
The_Sarcastic_Salarian wrote:You are really bad at this.
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Son_​of_​Orion
...

I'm not buying that bullshit.

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