HOW YOU DO PLUMB?

Because, seriously, this is a mess. :l

Like, the back room of my new apartment has been seeping I-don't-even-know-what through the walls for the past week. I would complain to the landlady but, uh, lets just say she is old enough to probably remember when Asari/Salarian first contact was a thing. And I have only ever seen a keeper in here once, and all it did was take my potted plant. (Fringia, noooooooooooooo).

So, all that to say its up to me to fix it. Now, I got the panel off, somehow squeezed into the access space and, if the extranet is to believed, the first thing I need to locate is the dopleflange and cut off the, uh, magel-flow? Uh... Yeah. To do that, apparently I am looking for a blue pipe.



Shrelling brilliant. So... Hi again, CDN, and uh, help?

set it on fire

Shout at it. Really loudly.

Warp it

The fucking blue pipe is right there you dumb shit. Just look harder.

:l



And now that the terrible ideas are out of the way, anyone got any real suggestions?


EDIT: Mandatory, which one? Like, do krogans see more colors than salarians? is that a thing? Because they are all shrelling blue.

my idea was best

the rest of you can fuck off

To the left.

Left?

Oh, wait! Yeah, this is it right here. So, three turns to the left an-

oh... that is a lot of liquid.

SHRE-

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What a stupid shit! lol!

And that's the story of how the salarian drowned.

No, seriously though. You've gotta shut off the valve near the elbow joint before you do anything. Otherwise you're just going to flood everything when you remove anything.

Ok... I, uh, got it shut off but WHAT THE SHRELL AM I COVERED IN AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE TWO MONTH OLD KRISSOW?!

Uh, ok... shrell. Just get this down and then I will take sooooooooo many showers.

Ok, so I got the dopleflange cut off so now I need to... invert the Blaken rise?

What?

Okay, that should be a switch located to the left of that larger metal section in the bottom left corner of your photo there, if your apartment is anything like mine was. Put it into the upright position.

If there isn't one, can't help you there.

Follow the previous poster's advice. Failing that, contact your local mechanic. Improper repairs cost fingers!

GET ON MY LEVEL.

oh, I think you had a full magel bleeder. That's what you're covered in as well most likely. You'd know if you would be dextro since it would have eaten your flesh by now. I am with the quarians, that switch down left. Can't read anything on the pic though so you should experiment with the settings.

The bleeder is empty now so I guess, nothing bad can happen.

I wish I could help, but my tinkering know-how is mostly to do with engines and electronics. Sorry. :(

...although on that thought, is that an old Hierarchy sequential carburetor, down in the corner? What the heck kind of plumbing is this?

Step 1) Hire a plumber

Step 2) Consult step 1.

now take a sledgehammer to that shit

YOUR WORK IS NOT CONCLUDED FROG

Oh for fuck's sake.

Alright. So you shut off the valve at the elbow joint. Good. Then you went and took off the doppleflange. That's also good, but I wouldn't trust some shit-ears who doesn't even know how to spell doppleflange.

The blaken rise is the switch in the bottom left. You've got a vacuum running against that tank now, y'see, so when you throw the switch you'll inverse the blaken rise, and that'll clean it out. You're gonna want to cover yourself in some plastic first.

Once the rise's running dry (it'll make a sucking noise) you throw the switch again. Then, in this fucking order and only this fucking order:

1. Disconnect the double-action manifold (the big knobby thing on the tank with the blaken rise inverter switch).

2. Check the eight lines to figure out which one matches the shit that's seeping out of your wall.

3. Trace that line to the other double-action manifold.

4. Purge the spitz tank it's connected to. That involves inverting the blaken rise and then cutting the doppleflange.

5. Reconnect the first double-action manifold and all the lines.

6. Re-invert (make go right way) the blaken rise on the first spitz tank. Wear plastic.

7. Reconnect the second double-action manifold and all the lines.

8. Re-invert (make go right way) the blaken rise on the second spitz tank. Wear plastic.

9. Reinstall new doppleflanges on both joints.

10. Open the elbow valve.

11. Flush your shitter. Wear plastic, just in case.

And for god's sake make sure you've got a ground wire hooked up to the gessic line. You never know what'll go through it.

There.

Fucking amateurs.