Oh so I'm just a fucking whelp aren't I?

That's all you unfunny assholes ever fucking say "WHELP WHELP WHELP" all fucking day and fucking night. Like some kind of thing... that screams whelp a lot.

Fuck you.

No really, fuck you

I'm not a fucking whelp and I'm going to prove it to all of you uncreative shitlords.

You'll fucking see soon enough.

Welp.

Pray tell what else are you to call an untested and rough youth whose testicles have yet to descend?

Bitch.


Uh

We call those Urdnots you archaic speaking fucker

But yeaaaaah, I got it all planned out. First, I'm going to go to fucking Kruban. Master that shit and you fuckers will see. Just gimme some time, yeah. Then you won't be calling me whelp anymore heh heh heh

Mockingly
"I'M NOT A WHELP, I'M GONNA GO DO THIS THING THAT'S MEANT TO BE ALL DIFFICULT AND BADASS AND SHIT THEN YOU'LL SEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Somewhat amused
I can only assume this'll lead to you getting killed in some horrific/hilarious way. Like getting eaten. Or poisoned so badly you spend three days shitting out your organs.

Overly cheery
Have fun with that!

Boss.

I think you need to stop for a second and think what you're doing.

I think you also need to realize that you have nothing to prove to a bunch of extranet nobodies, myself included. You've let yourself down here by falling for the whelp jokes and it's not going to stop if you keep acting like this - so long as you react to them, people will continue to get a rise out of it and keep pushing the joke. I bet that even if you do somehow manage to prove to everyone you're not a whelp they'll still keep calling you one. Because this isn't how things work around here.

If you really want to be the better man, then don't make threats like these because honestly? They're dangerous to make. The last thing anyone wants to see come out of this is somebody innocent getting hurt because of what you have in store.

At the very least, consider what I said. If you don't want to be seen as a whelp, there are better ways to approach the issue.

A suprisingly just point from one such as yourself however-

...


Why by all means young warrior. Proceed thusly.

Oh one might speculate alien.

Kruban, huh? Have fun dying.

Somewhat surprised
Huh. Looks like my second guess wasn't far off.

I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD at this.

y/n

Okay so getting to Kruban costs a lot of fucking credits.

So can you assholes help me out and donate [here]


Why the fuck are you hitting on me you fucking weirdo? I'm not into humans. Get the fuck out of here.


I will thanks you fucking... four-legged... uh piece of monotone shit.


I will fucking thanks.


Nah. I'm not going to die. I'm too fucking hardcore to die. I'm like, fucking unstoppable bitch. It'd take like ten Kruban's to fucking kill me you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you don't.


I just fucking told you why you asshole! Read the fucking thread or get the fuck out, fatass

You mean Kruban literally, don't you, not as a reference to the mythological... right. Well... 'have fun' isn't really the thing to say, is it? I suppose wishing you good fortune will do, one way or the other.

Curiously
Are you high?

Clarificatory
No, really, that was a genuine question. You're talking like you spent the last five days with your face in a bowl of red sand cut with low-grade novacoke.

k

Kruban, huh?. Make sure you bring a Cain. Or 20.
1 Cain to kill yourself with.
19 for the next bunch of idiots to use.

You should try not becoming a stereotypical Krogan. It's possibly a lot more difficult.

I'm not going to pay real credits just to help you kill yourself!

Even if you're a selfish, immature boor who can't wrap his head around the concept of a private message.

You can't even kill yourself properly, you have to rely on others for that?

Pathetic.

Nice planet though. Have to wonder what happens to all those ship wrecks and if anyone ever picks them over. Looks like there would be a lot of damage to anything that goes there but still.

What the fuck did I just read.

Okay you're beyond saving.

Although I can't think of anyone else who would go out with a whelp like you.