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a thread by Mekan of Omega started on 2187-12-02 02:24:54 last post on 2187-12-09 03:57:10
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 Mekan of Omega |
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[Audio Detected: Intermittent bursts of automatic gunfire, running on pavement] "Hey, guys! Mekan of Omega, writer of the Prophet blog, here! Kinda getting shot at right now! It's not pleasant!" [Audio Detected: Rocket launching, subsequent explosion] "Update: Karval County Militia deploying heavy weapons against my fucking car! I had two more payments on that!" Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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EmileOB |
And yet you find the time to post here.
Are you deliberately trying to invoke the... what was it you called it? Probability spiral or something? Emile O Bhroin, token biotic in the Systems Alliance's Biotic Relations department. There had to be at least one of us. |
 Niala  |
I think he is, considering the title of the thread. An address and situation would be nice.
One must find a balance between enjoying themselves and leaving the Galaxy in a better place then they found it. |
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Burnout |
Again?
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 The_Sarcastic_Salarian  |
The hell did you do this time?!
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Mekan of Omega |
[Audio Detected: Automatic gunfire, indistinct shouting]
"MY ASS! YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!" [Audio Detected: Indistinct whining, running on pavement, intermittent bursts of automatic gunfire] "What the fuck?! Why did you hit me in the ass?! Assholes! All of you!" [Audio Detected: Running on pavement, indistinct grunts, heat-sinks being loaded] "Drop your weapon and put your hands in the air!" "Alright, alright! Fuck, I'm cooperating! Don't shoot!" "Check him for markings. Check his ink!" "Ink?! What ink?! I have no ink- heeey!" "He's clean. No Ertl militia markings. Military shotgun, though. Could be an irregular." "Alright, good enough for me. Load 'em in the truck. He's going to the camp." "Wait, what?" Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
 RememberTheBlitz  |
EmileOB wrote:Are you deliberately trying to invoke the... what was it you called it? Probability spiral or something?
I'm fairly certain the Cerberus tech that powered it is no longer operational.  Click for more information. |
 Modulator_Demodulator I infrequently perish. |
Aw crap, this isn't good.
The scariest things in this world are not the monsters you face, but the monsters you could become, and the reasons why. - Dr. Kain Pathos Crow |
 VigilantVanguard  |
Mekan, you do not have permission to die, are we clear? If you die, I will hunt your soul down and shove my boot up it's ass so hard it'll taste shoelaces! Second Lieutenant Sarah Thompson, Systems Alliance. Join the reconstruction! The Alliance and her allies need your help! [Click Here] for more information, including potential job opportunities! (Open to all species, pending background and clearance checks.) Are you or is someone you know a biotic? Please contact the Systems Alliance Biotic Relations department [here]. |
 Palmer Why are you reading over here? |
I am not amused.
On the Move. |
 Cerastes  encircle and devour them |
This seems like an inefficient use of time.
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 Harrad_01 |
Cerastes wrote:This seems like an inefficient use of time.
It is. If he's really in trouble I don't want to make fun of it, but with his luck, how did Mekan ever survive the War? |
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Mekan of Omega |
GREETINGS FROM 'PRISON CAMP ONE', PRISONER 241-B SPEAKING.
APPARENTLY I'M THIS THING CALLED A 'PRISONER OF WAR' NOW. They gave us new omnitools because they were worried about all of our old ones being used as weapons. We're getting decent meals, and apparently doing Karval County Militia laundry. Also they took my shotgun. This is what happens when my planetary government says 'hurhur we're gonna take our sweet-ass time defusing a situation.' Fuck this, I'm moving back to Omega when this is all over. Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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Palmer Why are you reading over here? |
you safe then?
On the Move. |
 Kage Still alive...whatever that means. |
Jesus shit Mekan, you ever not get into trouble these days.
Anyway, not much I can really do from here. Best advice I can give is to wait it out in the camp until the fighting's stopped. AEGIS: Protection, Liberation, Vindication. We Help the Helpless |
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Mekan of Omega |
Kage wrote:Jesus shit Mekan, you ever not get into trouble these days.
The_Sarcastic_Salarian wrote:The hell did you do this time?!
Burnout wrote:Again?
Fuck all of you, this wasn't my idea. Cerastes wrote:This seems like an inefficient use of time.
You'd be surprised at how often this has worked in the past. Kage wrote:Anyway, not much I can really do from here. Best advice I can give is to wait it out in the camp until the fighting's stopped.
Yeah fuck that I'm bustin' out Palmer wrote:you safe then?
Maybe. Not stickin' around to find out. Harrad_01 wrote:If he's really in trouble I don't want to make fun of it, but with his luck, how did Mekan ever survive the War?
I have no fucking idea. RememberTheBlitz wrote:
EmileOB wrote:Are you deliberately trying to invoke the... what was it you called it? Probability spiral or something?
I'm fairly certain the Cerberus tech that powered it is no longer operational. Apparently! Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
 Grayeye Always look to the professionals. |
Hey genius, if you're going to break out of prison, maybe you shouldn't announce it for everyone to read on the extranet.
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 dwik  |
hey what's da name'a yer prison dudes
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Mekan of Omega |
OK, one, I don't think any Karval County Militia guards go on CDN. So nobody important's gonna see it.
Two, it's not lik@U%8934gfkbsdffrh0---------------------------------------------------------------- Shamelessly plugging my blog. Click [here]. Currently on hiatus. [Mekan Computer Security], now based on scenic |
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nq29 |
Seriously, how does anyone have both the time and the inclination to post on the extranet while running for their life.
I'm going to feel awful about saying this if he's never heard from again, but I can't help but wonder if this is even real. |