The weird things you see in the galaxy

So I've heard of humans who dress up as other races before but I was actually somewhat offended to see some dressed up as those husk monsters that the Reapers made, am I missing something? Also share the odd things you've witnessed in the galactic community.

A vorcha attempting to put on a classic drell play (["The Loss"]) while utilizing a salarian's head for a set piece.

The performance was less than impressive, although his improvisation was, surprisingly, keener than most.

I've seen a ghost before, does that count?

Are you sure you're not confusing something with the horde of undead cyber things we dealt with last year? Because I've yet to hear a story where they were intangible.

Hmm. This website. This one little house in Athens that somehow remained pristine despite the war going on around it. A tap dancing salarian.

Nope!

Was sneaking home one night after clubbing and saw a woman in white wandering an old park. Asked her if she needed help, turned and looked at me, no eyes. Creeped me right the hell out of there, and that was the last time I accepted drinks at a club.

During my time on Tuchanka I saw what can only be described as a combination between an Earth bear and a Palavenian Cerxerax. Granted this was during the Reaper War and it could have definitely been a result of gene tampering by the godsquid.

Well, there was that weird blue wave of light that sort of solved the "impending galactic extinction" problem. That, and I got roped into that fucking Elcor Hamlet thing on DVD with my ex girlfriend.

^ Buddy, that Elcor Hamlet live concert was one of the worst strains my recent marriage has ever suffered.

Five fingered hands. So clumsy and unwieldy looking.

Pools filled with aquatic Khar'shan apex predators on open display, no railings, and with a sign saying 'Hop In!' here in Ertl County. It's just up the street.

Not even fucking kidding. Nobody seems to know who owns the property those pools are on, either, and there's a maintenance crew being paid regularly to keep the pools cleaned and the fish-monsters fed.

A long, long time ago, I had a patient who just kind of snapped into a moment of lucidity right in the middle of a psychotic tangent.

She was about halfway through the usual spiel on how there were ardat-yakshi sleeper agents in the Thessian government and they had organized a task force specifically to stalk her and make her everyday life slightly more difficult, and then right in the middle of a sentence she just paused, looked a little disoriented, and said "I think I'm going crazy. Am I going crazy?" I got her referred up the ladder to more intensive care, since that was one of the few times she'd agree to it.

It was sad, in retrospect.

^

Ana, what is it you do? Are you a therapist?

I used to be, yeah. These days I'm pretty much Daia's secretary.

Sorry to bug you.

Don't suppose you'd be free for a session? I can wire you your fee.

I'm not licensed these days, it'd be illegal for me to charge anything. If you want to talk in an unofficial capacity - no promises on success rate or anything, I am all kinds of fucked up - sure, give me a call. Least I can do.

Uh, to continue the 'weird things' discussion, once I saw a human wearing a dress made out of heatsinks. It wasn't at a vid premiere or a celebrity event or even a costume party, she was just taking out the trash at her house. I don't know what the hell.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned this guy. But yeah, various things I try my hardest to forget aside, he's definitely the weirdest.

Because if we mention that guy he probably gets some sense of validation.

DO YOU WANT HIM TO SHOW UP?

I once saw an advertisement for some club with a "quarian stripper". Your guess is probably as good as mine as to how that would work.

Might as well...

Okay, so since I'm currently on Earth for the moment, I have noticed you humans have a strange taste for incredibly white buildings in one of your major capitol centres. Not weird enough huh? How about this, there is something called a Quadruple Down sandwich here and it involved a number of substances that would probably kill most people just by eating them. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a dextro based lifeform, I mean seriously it is disgusting. I don't even know what makes up this thing all I know is it's evil. And probably not even made from a mammal.

The weird part though? It actually DOES come in a version for Dextro-based species. I don't even wanna know how they managed that on Earth, but I have few wild guesses.