Eclipse thread

Smartest person of all of these is greenhorn.

The FNG? Why?

Because there is no name idiot.

*Reads your signature*

You're really not one to talk lady.

She's independent. All about getting your name out.

Sister will get away with it.

Rest, well, I hope you like rear echelon?

I'm comfortable with where I am, and I'm not ashamed of being known as member of Eclipse. When I say Eclipse Forever, I mean it, Motherfucker.

Major T'Nara, Eclipse commando... okay, okay, only in that one movie (not an adult one, if anyone's wondering). But last time we had lunch before she shipped off, mentioning that still got a chuckle out of Nassa, so it's worth it. :)

And, as Ana said, us on Illium haven't forgotten what Eclipse did. We owe you.

So I decided to buy that share and I still have no fucking idea what this even means, I got a certificate for proof. Any of the suits in Eclipse care to explain what shareholders are supposed to do?

...it works just like any shrelling stock. You buy it and make or lose money.

You'll probably be making a good amount.

I'm a colonial who joined the military and never progressed above private, excuse me for not understanding how this works. In all seriousness I do hope I don't botch this, my personal judgement has been getting me in a lot of trouble as of late but...yeah.

Anyway, Eclipse ever thought about manufacturing its own drones and mechs?

My, my, am I late to the party.

Major Melindra Vesh of 24 Company here (a massive thank you to the War for that little promotion), and before 'fourth contact' starts nagging my pretty blue tzu, I'm rather confident that Command couldn't care less about me giving my name out. Honestly, dear, they have much bigger things to worry about.

As for things on my end, well, 24 Company was battered on Earth last year. Still a lower casualty rate than the Suns unit we were forced to work with, of course, but the odds were stacked against us. So now I have a collection of idiotic maidens who somehow made it through basic huntress training, some salarians who don't even begin to compare to the engineers I had before and an assortment of baby-faced humans who swear they served with the Alliance in the War, but don't know their way around a omnitool that's been decently set up for combat.

Athame have mercy on me.

Have you considered ordering the least efficient personnel under your command to go through training again or is that out of the question? I can understand if this isn't an option given that a lot of armies, military or mercenary, have to press their units into service quickly due to post-war crises. Assuming I see a return on my investment, which from what I'm hearing is going to be likely, I might consider trying to purchase property for use as an office and training facility here - assuming the return is enough that I can afford real estate.

That being said this is doubtful considering my investment was not that large and most of the property that was for sale before the war is now occupied for reasons that should be obvious.

...And looking over this I'm starting to sound like a suit, crap.

Ouch. You're about to get crushed under the Wheel, kid.

I figured I was getting in over my head, I just have a habit of thinking aloud, I don't mean anything by it.

Excuse me. Let me make sure I've got this straight. An Alliance private is trying to give me, someone with 350 years worth of military experience, advice on how to train my people?

I don't know if you're aware, dear, but Eclipse do have recruiting standards. I expect a certain competence from my people - certainly enough that they don't need to go through tides-damned basic training again once they've been assigned to my unit. I assure you, I do not need someone like you telling me how to whip my tides-damned people into shape.

I must say I'm incredibly glad your investment is not large. Athame knows the company would go under if we had idiots like you as our major shareholders.

That's...wow. Well, part of me wants to commend you for being so uh...blunt...the other part of me is wondering if the level of ownage I've just experienced will be felt by future generations of my family. All in all this certainly escalated quickly.

Shock and awe

Bruisers

Filled with heavy weapons

Dumb guardsmen

Longest lived race has all the privilege in the organization

Guess we're the new blood pack

Good to know.

At least you still aren't the actual Blood Pack.

Sorry for the late reply, boys and girls.

You've got yourself a deal mate - worst case scenario and everything, so don't give up on your own command yet. But if it falls through (fucking Command), I've got your back.

Hah. You showed them, right?

...actually, that reminds me. Might need your help with something - I'll ping you in a few days, yeah?

Yup. None of that Rannotech though - never trust something you can't make bleed - but the latest Republics stuff. Can't go into details about their specs, obviously, but tides they're magnificent in action.

ML-77? Jealous. My HW quals expired during the siege, so they tell me, so it'll be another oh-so-fun course before I can pick up anything larger than a grenade again. Tides.

Bekenstein? Shit. Heard about what happened to the place, good luck getting reshuffled.

I'm guessing you're InfoSec? Or maybe wetworks? Either way, you've got it wrong, buddy. Names are on the record - deployment details ain't. 'Slong as nobody posts where they're bivouacked or where they're killing up a storm, it's all cool.

Oh tides, I'm crying with laughter here. Like, tears down the face and everything! But it's a great movie, Daia. Hell, even bought that charity collector's edition they minted a few months back.

(And I miss Illium, sometimes. How's the reconstruction going? Have the coriolis storms died down?)

Long time no see, Major (congrats on the promotion! I heard Earth was hell. Tides). Rebuilding's a bitch, ain't it? But heh, with a right harridan like yourself in command, you'll have them sorted out in no time. Which system's 24 operating from, these days?

Tides, you're a glum one, ain't ya? (Though I love the implication that asari rule the roost in a shared corp. Seriously, you seen the number of frogs at the top? Privilege ain't got nothing to do with age, it's about surviving)

Of course, having the STG run the other half of our organization is very advantageous because